Saturday, July 26, 2014

BIG KANSAS CITY NEWS: GOP NJ GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE COMING TO MISSION HILLS IN SUPPORT OF BROWNBACK CAMPAIGN!!!



A Republican juggernaut is on the way to Kansas City suburb Mission Hills for a high priced private event in support of Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback.

To wit . . .

CELEBRATE GOP BIG TIMER GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE MAKING HIS WAY THRU THE KANSAS CITY AREA!!!

Like it or not, this is bigger and better than ultra-Catholic Rick Santorum support because many people actually like Gov. Christie and his bullying reality show politics. Also, he might be the only Republican to block Hillary's march toward the White House.

Check it:

WSJ: Christie to Visit Kansas . . .

Deets . . .

WSJ: "Mr. Christie is slated to travel to Kansas on Aug. 20 for a roundtable with incumbent GOP Gov. Sam Brownback, according to a copy of an invitation viewed by The Wall Street Journal. The suggested minimum contribution is $25,000 to attend the private event at the home of doctors in Mission Hills, a suburb of Kansas City."

We're not sure if the refined sensibilities of Mission Hills are prepared for the brash GOP big timer but there is no doubt that this endorsement carries a great deal of weight for Gov. Brownback.

Developing . . .

37 Comments:

Polar Bear said...

Love to be catering that gig.....

Anonymous said...

I am sure KCC's Harley will be there.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of KCC. I sure like the polar bear and cum guy better than most of those clowns that post on KCC.

Anonymous said...

At least we know the names of two doctors to avoid at all costs.

Anonymous said...

I should vote for Brownback because the biggest asshole in New Jersey endorses him?

Hey, this is Kansas! We don't do boorish East Coast bullshit out here.

Anonymous said...

30 minutes?

Anonymous said...

What does Christie think of unsolicited bulk email?

Anonymous said...

You'd have to guess that Christie likes bulk of pretty much any kind.
In Kansas, this is like having a brick trying to keep a stone afloat.

Anonymous said...

Christie has some BIG ol' titties to suck.

Mo. Redneck said...

Kansas sucks & that's why they get these morons.

Anonymous said...

I like Christie. I will pick the lint out of his belly button and then vote for Brownback!

Anonymous said...

What does Brownback think of unsolicited bulk email?

Anonymous said...

Brownbeck is in - PERIOD

Anonymous said...

Is Christe Opus Dei? Do you think they'll self-flagulate in front of each other? Make a gesture of good will to Bishop Finn. If so, remember, little boys don't need birth control!

Anonymous said...

How come the womans name came first on the invite where it named the hosts? Will she be wearing his ball sack around her neck during the gala?

Carl, Mission Hills said...

Well they best not block my street with this idiotic shindig.

Anonymous said...

Brownback is on his PERIOD??!

Anonymous said...

JHC, enough with the on his period crap! He is Opus Dei. He has to give himself small self inflicted gestures of pain every day, in honor of his vision of Jesus suffering on the cross. Some of the blood you're seeing in his underpants is from the barb wire around his scrotum. That's all. Quit implying that he is a lessor human with a uterus!

Anonymous said...

Will any non-Cathlolics come campaign for Brownback? Will Mary Culp allow that?
Hey Tony, you're a Papist. Will you be at the funder?

Anonymous said...

Last Time Christie was here he got lost looking for KCI. He stopped and asked a woman getting gas how to get to 435. She said, you might want to try Lapband. Good thing for him he asked a Doctor.

Anonymous said...

$25,000 to see Brownback and the Fat Guy? They've got to be kidding. Maybe if the two rich doctors hosting the event have sex in front if the group... if they allow video taping, that might be worth $25,000. Other than that, the money raised at this event should be donated half to the Kansas Budget and half to Save the Whales (in honor of Christie). I hope that they have been thoughtful enough to give a gratis invite to Kansas City's next pundit of the Century, TKC's own Tony Botello, the Blogger King :)

Anonymous said...

In anticipation of Gov. Christie's visit, Winsteads and all bar-b-que joins are going to be double staffed to handle his requests.

You know, I liked him when he was on the Sopranos but he sucks as a politician. I think he should go back to acting.

Anonymous said...

10:48 is going through a PERIOD

Anonymous said...

I would give Christie a blowjob if I wasn't afraid of getting swallowed up in a skin fold while trying to locate his cock.

Anonymous said...

Don't let that stop ya!

Anonymous said...

Conservative cock suckin's good as any!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure they'll have that bone suckn' sauce!

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Anonymous said...

I have this sick feeling that fat fucker might be then next POTUS. One good thing about President Christie will be that we won't have to put up with his wife lecturing us on being too fat and not eating the right things. I think he will get the nomination and face in the general election from the Democrats, Cuomo and a homo.

David Attenborough for Nature said...

HEY BEAR! If you can catch Christie out on the ice, that is enough to feed the bear family all winter.

Anonymous said...

Did you call Christie a 'juggernaut'?

No he's not. This ego-maniac's under investigation... he's only good copy and his state is part of the NEW YORK MEDIA MARKET.

We don't care about him here. He's a crook.

And Brownback needs to be voted out before he destroys Kansas.

Anonymous said...

Obama needs to be impeached.

Anonymous said...

Let's see if I have this right?

$25,000 (minimum), 30-minutes (maximum). He will spend longer in line at Bryant's waiting for real food.

When are Jeb Bush and Paul Ryan coming? I'll wait tor Sarah Palin. She up is the only one who makes Sam look sane.

Anonymous said...

We're talkin' an EPIC gathering of douchebags here, folks.

Only thing that could make it bigger and better is for Sarah Palin to show up and give handjobs to both these Opus Dei crypto-fascist assholes while they flagellate each other.

Read up on Opus Dei. You will be astonished, amazed and appalled. There IS a worldwide conspiracy, and it's Catholic. Like Mussolini was. These guys are like the Tea Party in jackboots.

Anonymous said...

Really? I hope they have plenty of food.

Anonymous said...

Hope they brought a gallon of Viagra and a Dominican baseball team to fuck Christi in the ass!

Anonymous said...

Where else is "Gov. Tubby" going?

Kansas is probably part of a conservative Tri-Fecta! Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas.

Brownback must be in bigger trouble than we thought.