Saturday, June 14, 2014

White People Problems In Perfect Village

NBC Action News reports on a dilemma that every other person in the world wish they had instead of real problems: "Christine Gregory, who owns Queen of Paws Boutique and Spa, came up with the idea to pay for a dog's medical bills with a balloon release. She also says the release would serve as a good tribute to past pets. She says she's also heard from a handful of people who are upset over the plan to release balloons into the air, claiming it would harm wildlife when they eventually land."

7 Comments:

Anonymous said...

And THAT, America, is exaclty why we have idiot thite folks voting for the worst president in history. We just all wanna feel good.

Anonymous said...

It would be hard to find a better example of people who have WAY too much time on their hands.

Orphan of the Road said...

Helium reserve is running out. Government sold off reserves below market price.

When it is gone, it is gone. Manufacturing it is prohibitive.

And it is essential in high-tech and medicine.

White peoples version of throwing their Mickey D's out the Escalade window.

Anonymous said...

What? White people have problems? I don't believe you. Not possible.

Anonymous said...

pussy's and faggots...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! poor little bunnies!!!!!

Anonymous said...

They need some hardcore violence over there to give them some perspective.

Anonymous said...

Man, these doggie bills are killing me.