Saturday, June 07, 2014

TKC SATURDAY KANSAS CITY CAPTION CONTEST!!! MAYOR SLY & JASON GRILL!!!



Let's look @ the Kansas City bright side on such a dreary and rainy day . . .

LIKE IT OR NOT, MAYOR SLY IS THE MOST ENTHUSIASTIC POLITICO PITCH MAN KANSAS CITY HAS EVER SEEN!!!

Sure, the Mayor didn't tell us that he would RAISE TAXES MORE THAN HALF A DOZEN TIMES during his tenure but he did promise to tirelessly promote this town and he has been TRUE TO HIS WORD on this front.

Let's review . . .

- Mayor Sly has pitched one tax increase after the next and his win streak has been so exceptionally impressive that the corporate elite in this town have pledged quite a bit of their campaign cash loyalty and attempted to dissuade even the mere mention of opposition.

- He danced for Republicans in hopes of bringing the GOP Convention 2016 to town . . . That's an indignity that most would be unwilling to suffer . . .

- And right here, Mayor Sly is promoting one of the most celebrated Kansas City online businesses as he shows his support for Jason Grill's Sock 101 enterprise.

The quote from Mr. Grill . . .

"Great night so far at Jazzoo KC. Packed house. Mayor Sly James came prepared rocking Sock 101 socks."

Accordingly . . .

TODAY, WE'RE ENCOURAGING THE TKC BLOG COMMUNITY TO PROVIDE THEIR OWN CAPTION FOR THIS IMAGE!!!

But, while we're at it let's give credit where it's due and acknowledge that Mayor Sly promised to "sell" Kansas City . . . He just didn't tell us that it would be to the highest bidder.

Developing . . .

45 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess that's as close as we get to good news today. Those are pretty snazzy socks by the way.

Anonymous said...

A sack of shit with stupid socks on it.

Bugsy Siegel said...

Do you remember when gangsters used to dress with some class?

Circus Actors Union said...

A complaint has been filed concerning the change from the use of a spider monkey in the organ grinder act to that of a mature silverback gorilla.

Glenn Bearnaise, Startup Village entrepreneur said...

Just who are these cool guys?
I'm really liking the cuts of their jib.

Anonymous said...

From the goofy grinning mugs on both these guys I gather that something truly hilarious must be happening in this photo.

But for the life of me I can't figure out what that might be.

Howdy Doody said...

Ventriloquism has regressed as of late.

Anonymous said...

To the tune of "Camptown Races":

Stepin Fetchit got new socks, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
Taxtown money almost gone, Oh, doo-dah day!
Don't go downtown or you'll get your head caved-in, Doo-dah! doo-dah!
And go back home in a box made of tin, Oh, doo-dah day!

Anonymous said...

1009 FTW

Anonymous said...

Before you commit to any of the magnificent boondoggles or exorbitant chimeras clown's serve up in the next few months, consider the comments of Henry David Thoreau concerning one of the so-called wonders of the world. "As for the pyramids," he said, "there is nothing to wonder at in them so much as the fact that so many men could be found degraded enough to spend their lives constructing a tomb for some ambitious booby, whom it would have been wiser and manlier to have drowned in the Nile, and then given his body to the dogs."

Anonymous said...

Where does Socks Grill live. He doesn't live or pay taxes in KCMO.

Anonymous said...

Who is Lea Bailes?

Anonymous said...

The Smiling Parasite's Duo

Anonymous said...

Look! He got taxpayer poo poo on his shoe!

Anonymous said...

原產地:中國 (Made in China)

Anonymous said...

There’s more money to be made from the ignorant than the enlightened, and deceiving Kansas Citians is one of the few growing home industries we still have in this city.

Anonymous said...

Look at this dumb son of a bitch wearing my socks!

Magilla Gorilla said...

This is what happens when my wife lets me dress myself.

Anonymous said...

Yeah this please be nice to us facade crumbles real fast when you get in their face and call them on their bullshit and malfeasance.

Anonymous said...

Good post for TKC readers who spend most of their lives sitting around at the puter in their underwear.

Anonymous said...

KCMO city government:
A constant battle to see who is the bigger clown and buffoon.
And since Sly arrived, the competition has become much more fierce.
And all at the taxpayrs' expense.

Anonymous said...

He is beginning to make Mark Funkhouser look good.

Anonymous said...

"Have Fun Paying The Debts We Are Forcing Onto The CK Balance Sheets"

Jason and Slie

Anonymous said...

Hipsters should not run kc. Kc needs actual leadership.

Anonymous said...

That Caleb and Josh, trying to navigate home to their families through the sea of lice beards, summer wool ski hats and windshield wiper arms?

Anonymous said...

Was there a Brody or Ryder not too far away selling and delivering $12 Peanut Butter and Jelly tacos by remote controlled helicopter?

Anonymous said...

And now Mr Bojangles will dance for the white man ...

Anonymous said...

Two faux hipster fucks having a quirky old time with a little bit of “LOOOOK AT MEEEE” thrown into the mix at Up Your Wazoo CK.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww said...

Will they be wiping each others' shit off their dicks later?

Anonymous said...

They go to great lengths to paper over reality don't they?

Poppycock! said...

Poopiecock?

Anonymous said...

Photo Caption:
Hey Abraham Lincoln!
Take a look at the result of that fucking 13th amendment: You fucked us but good."

Anonymous said...

Hey give Abe a break. He died before the 13th Amendment was passed. The Emancipation Proclamation only freed slaves in Confederate held territory. Actually did not free slaves as it confiscated them as Confederate property under the accepted rules of war at the time. It did not free slaves in the slave states that remained in the Union such as Missouri, Kentucky, Maryland and Delaware. It did not even free the slaves in Tennessee which was under Union control when Lincoln made the proclamation. Lincoln made the proclamation to keep Britain and France from coming into the war on the side of the Confederacy. The slaves were not freed until the passage of the Thirteenth Amendment to the Constitution in 1866. In fact Lincoln was considering repatriating the former slaves to Africa and probably would have done so if he had not been assassinated. So you see, the Lincoln assassination was a real tragedy.

Anonymous said...

Caption for the picture -

"Hey Man, for five bucks I'll let you peek at the video I have of the nail tech pegging this simpleton"

Anonymous said...

If the kid sells socks, why isn't he wearing any?

Anonymous said...

"If I got drunk enough I'd do him. Bow ties turn me on"

Anonymous said...

Perfect socks for a clown.

Anonymous said...

Does KC have a socks licensing ordinance?

Anonymous said...

Come on bump these lowlifes down already Tony. Getting sick of looking at these slime bags.

Anonymous said...

Ten bucks says his under britches are pink.

Anonymous said...

Talk about a group of people happy to be angry.

Who in their friggin mind would want to leed such a group.

The City called piss and moan is located in Washington and the sun never shines there.

Anonymous said...

niggers.

Anonymous said...

The makers of those socks called and boy are they pissed.

Anonymous said...

wow.

Anonymous said...

CAPTION IT:

Jason(N0 SOCKS)Grill attempts to sell a pair of $18.98 socks to an ambulance chaser.


Gay fashionista gets a thrill when Justice Clarence Thomas offers him a pubic hair.


Jason was lucky to have met Maya Angelou before her recent passing.