Wednesday, June 04, 2014

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! TOP 5 THINGS KANSAS CITY DOESN'T WANT THE GOP CONVENTION 2016 SELECTION COMMITTEE TO KNOW!!!



Here's our quick list of what KC doesn't want the GOP to see . . .

5. Northeast Kansas City

Bustling, Diverse, working class and affluent who aren't easy to categorize by political affiliation . . . Also, a TON of illegal immigrants.

4. Plaza Violent Teen Flash Mobs

Can't help but think that there's a reason why the Kansas City visit didn't include a Saturday Night . . . 

3. Latest Kansas City Homicide Stats

The "progress" that politicos tout regarding curbing the level of Kansas City homicide usually fades around mid-summer . . .

2. GINORMOUS Tax Rate on Rental Cars To Pay For The Sprint Center

I always knew there would be a day when the scammy tax structure of the Sprint Center would be up for a real debate . . .

KANSAS CITY DOESN'T WANT TO THE GOP TO KNOW THAT THEY'LL PAY A HIGHER RATE FOR RENTAL CARS HERE THAN ANY OTHER COMPETING CITY . . . AT LEAST IN TERMS OF TAXES!!!

This important fact is usually hidden and justified with the fact that Nickelback plays here every now and then . . .

1. Westport Clubbing "Ladies" With The Lights On . . .

Truth be told . . . Nobody really wants to hang around for that . . .

Links

KMBC Mahoney Blog Reveals Mayor Sly Dancing For His GOP Visitors

Political memorabilia from '76 RNC in Kansas City

RNC site-selection committee touches down in Kansas City

RNC site committee travels to KC to review venues
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Feel free to add your own SECRETS of Kansas City to our collection so that our GOP guests will be better informed . . . Before they pick Dallas.

23 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Northeast is not "easy to categorize by poltical affiliation"?

What a fucking joke!

With the exception of Bushnell, who's about a half a tea partier, and apparently has gone over the rails with the anti-streetcar loonies, Northeast is a deep blue Democrat as it gets.

And if you think Bushnell or that 4h rate cartoonist is the "voice" of the Northeast, you're dumber than the average Westside Pocho.

Orphan of the Road said...

fter a late lunch at Los Tules, I hear sirens as I get in the car.

First a motorcycle patrolman block traffic at 17th St. Then four more motorcycles roar through, then two more and then five, six police cars.

I'm thinking Hell must have come for lunch with all the firepower.

But it was just the phalanx for the GOP folks sucking up free food and drink, pretending they really, really want to bring the convention to KC.

So I took the opportunity to knock over a couple of banks, two liquor stores and make a couple of illegal u-turns.
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Anonymous said...

How do the Somalians vote?

Bear News Network Dateline: Kansas City, Missouri said...

RNC requested a meeting with the Polar Bear but the request was denied due to a monkey uprising in the primate compound at the Zoo. As usual, the monkeys were throwing shit and the Polar Bear did not want the RNC to see Killa City in a bad light.

Hat's off to the Bear for his forethought. RNC reps stated they were very disappointed with not meeting with the bear as his ideas are paramount in the RNC-16's platform.

Anonymous said...

Where was Mark Holland today???

Anonymous said...

One look at downtown in it's current condition should be enough to convince them to choose Dallas.

Anonymous said...

I think just as soon as they got off the plane and the marching jigaboos were flopping around for the committee should have killed it immediately. How fucking embarrassing, that's the first impression of KC they get right when you get off the plane, the second set back was the grinning like an idiot mayor in a bow tie. How did they hide their laughter.

Anonymous said...

Marching monkeys, a nigger in a bow tie and no hookers. That's a ticket to no-where. Cleveland here we come.

Anonymous said...

I hope the SUVs with the GOPers slowed down as they passed the KCMO "entertainment district". Anything over about 25 mph and you'd miss the four whole blocks of tax-subsidized chain restaurants and mostly deserted retail stores.
Ain't nothing like that in Dallas!

Anonymous said...

What the hell does KC have that beats Dallas?

Anonymous said...

They'll love it here amongst their constitutes of low life racist red neck white trash hayseeds who are too ignorant to realize that we're in a class war and not a race one and that the RNC doesn't give any more of a shit about their trashy ass other than to use them to try and promote the lie of white power!

Dumb assed mother fuckers.

Then Sly tapped danced for whity. Hire much worse can it get!

Just kill me now!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

We didn't kill a president!

Anonymous said...

.....dancing around and grinning like a jigaboo!

Sly is just embarrassing.

Grizzly said...

Hey there folks, I love Sly. He gives me all the corproate welfare I can eat!

Anonymous said...

KC lost before the idea of the GOP ever coming here was ever born.

Anonymous said...

Amateur night on the plains!
These people must have thought they'd landed in River City, Iowa and were being greeted by Professor Harold Hill.
What an embarrassment.

Anonymous said...

No worries people, Republicans will pick Texas..the most oil, greedy money state in history! Where were the Bushes from again?

Anonymous said...

Cant wait for the announcement that the GOP didnt pick KC!!....its like waiting for a false diagnosis, when you now you are already dead.

Anonymous said...

Where the fuck are the Democrats? All you Republican bashers pissing and moaning and your party wouldn't touch this shit hole with a ten foot stick. I guess KC isn't Neaderthal or Gay enough for that party of Al Sharpton.

Anonymous said...

How many people from the metro have never heard of the northeast and even know where it is

Anonymous said...

Democrats should try be a little less obvious they're up the RNC butts. Dancing the hoke poke looks a little okee dokee!

Anonymous said...

What they don't want the RNC to know is that way deep down KC knows they don't have a snowballs chance to make it and KC is a democrat stronghold and they don't want them anyway. But, money talks and bullshit walks.

Anonymous said...

Downtown is a shithole. It is an uninhabited moonscape lights on or off.

I hope a few KCPS scholars are skipping school so they can say hello to the RNC tomorrow on the plaza. I'm sure they will be dazzled by our apple store, chuys tex mex and cheesecake factory.

They are laughing at us, not with us, $lie.