Friday, June 13, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! TROUBLE IN PARADISE BETWIXT CINDY CIRCO AND THERESA GARZA RUIZ?!?! BOSOM BUDDIES NO LONGER ROOMIES!!!



About a year ago KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS broke news that Mayor Pro Tem Cindy Circo and Jackson County Legislator Theresa Garza Ruiz were living together in a strange arrangement aimed at securing residency status for the Legislator who wants to replace the termed out 5th-District At-Large Council Lady.

And now . . .

AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS ARE SAD TO REPORT THAT THE KANSAS CITY LADY POLITICO SLUMBER PARTY IS @ A CONCLUSION!!!

This dynamic duo is calling it splits-ville amicably even if there's a great deal of political chatter to the contrary. Currently, Theresa's residency search has taken her to a sketchy part of the metro in a tiny sliver of land where JaxCo meets KC proper in the 5th . . . And while we admire the future Council Lady for making an effort, it's clear that she doesn't have a great many roots in that part of town.

On the bright side . . . Behind the scenes we hear that Freedom, Inc. can't find a candidate to run against her so her opposition might be exceptionally limited. 

Developing . . .

29 Comments:

Anonymous said...

TKC, Give Cindy credit for being more savvy than Crystal.

Anonymous said...

Two Douche Bags

Anonymous said...

What do they think about unsolicited bulk email?

P Bear said...

You can only lick it so long !

Anonymous said...

Two walking, talking anal warts have separated.

ALERT THE MEDIA!

Anonymous said...

Does this mean that Theresa's family can now all move back to their own houses?

In order for Theresa to perpetrate the residency fraud she had to commit in order to even have a shot at running for City Council, she not only moved in with Sexy Cindy, but she also inconvenienced her mother and aunt.

Theresa's mom moved into the house in Blue Springs, which Theresa and Genaro were paying on.
That left Theresa's mother's house in Raytown open, so Theresa's Aunt moved into it.

The Raytown house -- which was haunted by the orgasmic screams of mommy fucking with a KCI maintenance guy -- might have been paid off which allows aunty to squat there.

It is unclear whether Theresa's mother is making payments on the former love nest in Blue Springs -- word is that T & G were underwater. If mommy simply took over the payments without notifying the mortgage company, that ugly term "mortgage fraud" enters the conversation.

Of course, when it all comes down to the bottom line: All these machinations were for nothing, because Theresa has not been a resident of Kansas City long enough to run for office in the next election. If she files. Her filing will be challenged and she will lose.

Anonymous said...

You know there is usually a bounty paid to people who report mortgage fraud?

Anonymous said...

Hispanic ladies have a very pungent odor to their vaginal "yougart" that doesn't wash off easily.

Anonymous said...

6:20 AM

Cindy is not as much of a skag as Crystal, but Cindy is pretty skaggy.

Anonymous said...

Really stupid. Also when bits of the 6th district were sliced off to the 5th a couple years ago it included some pretty nice neighborhoods.

Who left the tuna salad out in the sun all day? said...

"yougart"

Glad it's yougart and not mygart.

Anonymous said...

9:44 AM Yeah but she had to stay within the First County Legislative District in order to keep her seat as the At-Large Legislator from that district. If she moved out of the First JaxCo district, she would immediately be thrown off the legislature. SOOOO she had to live around Truman East or in a couple of blocks of The Old Northeast.

With the disclosure about her Blues Springs house being (financially) "underwater" no wonder she moved in with someone rather than buying a home.

Nevertheless, she made the move too late. She never bothered to read the City Charter.

Anonymous said...

The thought of Sharon Ko and orgasmic screaming while hooked up with Bill is really more than I needed on Friday the 13th.

Anonymous said...

"splits-ville"???

I'd like to watch that video!

Anonymous said...

Reading you morons is like trying to pick up the clean end of a turd.

Anonymous said...

If sun-ripened ground-up fishgut vaginal stench is your thing, the double-bonus days at malodorous manor seem to have come to an end.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Theresa was the guy.

Les Be Friends said...

As they were headed to bed that last night before the move-out, she looked at the skank and said, "I'm going to be frank with you tonight.", to which the skank replied, "No! Let me be Frank tonight!".

Anonymous said...

Political Whores

Anonymous said...

We had a threesome and guess what? The city didn't tax it.

The stupid nigger Barack Obama said...

Those big gaping assholes on those two would swallow my little penis!

Anonymous said...

I will vote for any council candidate who will vote to fire Troy Schulte.

Anonymous said...

Cindy is just pretty fine. Those of you that haven't had the pleasure to be within two feet of her, wouldn't know that, of course.

Anonymous said...

I was between her two feet, does that count?

Anonymous said...

TERRY RILEY would probably be a good candidate if he weren't illiterate. Look into this Tony, Terry does not know how to read.

Anonymous said...

The only thing Terry Riley can read is the "writing on the wall." His political career is never to return no matter how hard he tries to stay relevant. He was rejected by JACO voters. Then a few days later he was rejected by the JACO Dem Committee. Nobody wants him. Too bad he cannot read these comments.

Anonymous said...

I'd bang them in their ass. Then cimm all over their face Nick Manning style.

ARAHHHHHHHHHHH DROPPING FUCKING LOADS!!!!!!

the entire contingent of the 5th district residents said...

I do not like nor respect Cindy Circo.

Anonymous said...

3:34 said
"Cindy is just pretty fine. Those of you that haven't had the pleasure to be within two feet of her, wouldn't know that, of course."

We've all been about a foot within her.....so relax!!