Saturday, June 28, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! AMNESTY KANSAS CITY?!?!? TOP ECHELON INSIDERS WARN AGAINST LATEST MASSIVE WAVE OF UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS!!!



A great many AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS have offered us insight into the recent chaos at the border and this morning we're able to put together how this hot mess applies to Kansas City.

To wit . . .

TOP ECHELON KANSAS CITY INSIDERS TELL US TO PREPARE FOR ANOTHER MASSIVE WAVE OF UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS ALREADY MOVING TOWARD KANSAS CITY!!!



Why are they coming this way?!?!?!

LIKE IT OR NOT KANSAS CITY IS CLOSEST THING TO A "SANCTUARY CITY" IN THE MIDWEST AND ALONG THE CENTRALLY LOCATED I-35 CORRIDOR!!!

Our blog has worked tirelessly to document this trend but here's a bit more evidence . . .

- To back up the Kansas City "sanctuary city" status . . . Remember that not-so-long ago City Council endorsed a de facto "amnesty resolution" opposing racial profiling and in support of the same kind of "Comprehensive Immigration Reform" currently favored by President Obama.

- The Mexican Counsulate located in Kansas City has stepped up its biz game and is now making a major "Smartport" push which touts the central location of Kansas City. Result: The word is out South Of the Border . . . KC is open for business.

- The Kansas City Westside CAN Center model of community policing was recently given loving treatment by the New York Times and offered global publicity for this town's lack of immigration law enforcement.

- And here's our "ground level" reporting that no other media outlet can do . . . RELATIVES OF THE UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS CAUGHT IN THE RECENT INFLUX RUCKUS @ THE BORDER ALREADY RESIDE IN KANSAS CITY!!! The "genie" is out of the bottle and wearing a sombrero.

- Finally, Kansas City is well stocked in XL underwear that undocumented immigrants so desperately need.

For these reasons and so many more, we should expect yet another wave of undocumented immigrants that are goin' to Kansas City right now.

Developing . . .

39 Comments:

Anonymous said...

So, construction boom this summer. Good!

Anonymous said...

Gonna need more restaurants for more kitchens.

Anonymous said...

They can all move into One Power And Light Downtown. The affordable taxpayer subsidized housing that so popular with the downtown dwellers.

KC = Detroit said...

Amnesty is one of many mistakes KC has made on the road to nowhere.

poetic justice said...

blacks stay losing

Anonymous said...

Fucking wetbacks! What's a Mexican and billiard ball got in common? The harder you smack em, the more english you get out of them.
Kansas City is getting out of control with the niggers, faggots and wetbacks now. I'm getting outta here and going to Alaska.

910 is really a sweetie pie said...

910 just took a break from watching black cock in white wife porn.

Anonymous said...

Well jee wiz this should really help CK neighborhoods become more vibrant.

Anonymous said...

This whole fucking thing was caused by a nigger president and a nigger mayor.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunate typo there, Tony. I think you meant to write "de facto." Instead you wrote "defecato," which might be translated from Spanish, Italian or Latin as "I shit."

RealTKCHeadlines said...

BREAKING!!! I'M NOT A RACIST!!! I HATE ALL RACES EQUALLY!!!

http://cis.org/all-employment-growth-since-2000-went-to-immigrants said...

THIS is what the idiot president and Democrats think is OK!!

http://cis.org/all-employment-growth-since-2000-went-to-immigrants

Anonymous said...

Methane levels in KC metro soaring..

EPA attributes to rising "burrito-fart pollution"

Anonymous said...

ICE has a surprise coming for several cities very soon......wait and watch

Anonymous said...

Then this area should have the best looking lawns in the country. As Davy Crockett said to Jim Bowie when Santa Ana's troops surrounded the Alamo: "Jim, are you getting the roof done today?"

cml said...

10:37

They all vote Democratic.

Anonymous said...

Well the schools and hospitals won't like this much. And we should be able to get landscapers for a SONG in this town.

Anonymous said...

The Prez said the borders are more safer now than they ever were. Thanks for another lie, Barry.

Anonymous said...

Yes, us middle people in 2014 know the meaning of work.

LMAO

What what people are threatened by, is competition from those who work their asses off.

Anonymous said...

With software replacing middle class workers everyone can happily compete with the new arrivals for whatever scraps they can manage to scrape up.

Anonymous said...

12 million illegals in this country and you gotta work your ass off to find a good taco. WTF?

Anonymous said...

Not around here, dude. the greater Ciudad Kansas metro has more good to great taco joints than you can even visit in a lifetime.

Anonymous said...

Since the hipsters, slackers, kidults, and trust fund calebs don't produce anything of real value this actually may be what we need.

Anonymous said...

12:47 Four things that suck in this town:

1) Tacos - I didn't know they made shells that small

2) Burritos - half these joints honestly think ground beef is a substitute for carnitas cubed

2) Pizza - A real New York or Sicilian style pizza is apparently against the law in KC

3) Philly Steak & Cheese - What KC calls a Philly would get a cook fired in Pennsylvania.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely agree about the Philly sammies. We can argue about pizza and burgers all day long but there is no denying that Kansas City is way behind on this fact.

Maybe the Mexicans can help?

Anonymous said...

Mexicans in general don't bother me.

Canadians, man, I hate them.

I hate all people that have loud car speakers, don't take care of their kids, and abuse animals.

I generally don't like people that can't pull it together and present themselves as normal.

I am a snob and don't like the uneducated. I don't mind people that are slow or challenged or who can't read, because that kind of stuff is what it is. The lazy uneducated people who don't take opportunities are a pain and a drain on society.

Anonymous said...



Fill out the paperwork so you can stay here.

Keep the good Mexicans here. Send back the bad (criminals, welfare sucks, felons) home. No one wants your bad people because we got plenty of our own. Mexico needs to keep their own criminals.

I mean really, who drops of their kids unsupervised....oh yeah, bad Mexicans. We don't need those.

Anonymous said...

This is all good. The wetbacks hate the niggers, will help clean up that tribe.

Anonymous said...

Since most of them are TKC's relatives, how'bout they just all stay with him in his mom's basement?

Anonymous said...

I miss the Polar Bear

Anonymous said...

I miss superdave

P Bear said...

What the mother fucking hell ? More fucking Mexicans ?

It's bad enough the Negro is out of control like a plague overtaking this great country, now the chili's are trying to go Negro.

Fuck it. At least I can get my yard mowed and my roof replaced on the cheap.

Oh, to the mother fucker that's been posting as "The Polar Bear", hey fuck face, there is only ONE POLAR BEAR. Now fuck off, douche fucking asshole cocksucker.

Anonymous said...

How about the KCMO Police stationed there. What a waste of money.

Anonymous said...

Ah nuts. I want to be a polar bear.

My doctor said it would be good for my bi polar schizophrenia and hate of most things not attributable to my own efforts.

Could I be a panda bear? A brown bear? Not a black bear, though.

Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

9:09 go back to sucking cock. You are very good at it.

Anonymous said...

Like Chris Rock said...if yu don't want a nigga stealing your money put it in a book.

He said "no nigga will touch a book....Books are like kryptonite to niggers"

This Negro knows his niggas.

Anonymous said...

Jesbuz. That's it 929?

Tell, you what. Go get me a cheeseburger and I will talk to your mom about getting additional internet time.


You just got your ass kicked without one F-Bomb or 3rd grade bathroom saying.

When you get that GED, come back with that burger.

Anonymous said...

I <3 undocumented immigrants from Mexico but the ones from Canada are kind of sketchy.

Anonymous said...

Working Americans: time to jump ship and abandon this once great country.