Thursday, June 05, 2014

SHOCK!!! STRIP CLUB DISCRETION??? DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY TOTALLY NUDE TEMPTATIONS SIGN COVERED UP DURING GOP CONVENTION 2016 VISIT!!!



Local newises have been joking about this one via social media for most of the afternoon because local journalism is serious busienss.

KANSAS CITY DENIZENS WITHIN THE LOOP NOTICE THAT THE DOWNTOWN TOTALLY NUDE TEMPTATIONS SIGN HAS BEEN PARTIALLY OBSCURED!!!

If local strip clubs were a bit more entrepreneurial, they would have offered discounts.

In less titillating Kansas City GOP news today . . .

- It's Always About The Money: RNC chairman: Business, not politics, drives convention choice. . . Also: ​RNC leaders: GOP is impressed with KC

- The Mayor Decides To Take A Break From Dancing For A Moment: Kansas City Mayor Sly James talks about RNC site selection committee

- Big Money Priorities: GOP site committee tours Sprint Center, Plaza on its full day here; locals claim $30 million raised to date

- More Friendly Republican Propaganda: First impressions from Rep. Nat. Convention committee

- Violent Teen Flash Mob Consideration: GOP: KC has many good factors in 2016 RNC bid

- Union Station Signage: Kansas City puts on night show for RNC

- It's Always Hard To Watch A Columnist Beg . . . Dave Helling: Dear GOP, here’s why you should bring the convention to Kansas City

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22 Comments:

Anonymous said...

It probably helps them to do this, they stand to make a FORTUNE if the GOP does come to KC!

Anonymous said...

KCMO is gonna have to have one hell of a bigger tarp than that if they want to cover up all that is offensive there, including Slyme and his big negro mouth.

Anonymous said...

Just $30 million raised of the $60 million asked for?
No problem. Sly will get the taxpayers to pick upo the difference.
We'll make it up when all the entrepreneurial innovators issue their IPOs and go public and the city is just swimming in cash.
Right after the P&L District actually gets out of the red.
Like around 2055.
Hang in there taxpayers!

Agrippa said...

Sly dancing for the Republicans has to be an all time low for Kansas City.

Anonymous said...

That's just poor planning on someone's part - Republicans love seeing tities. They have to see them on vacation because they are too busy being bible thumping hypocrites back home.

Anonymous said...

4:55: I'm glad someone else thinks that too.

Anonymous said...

The Mafia cooperating with kc politicians?

RealTKCHeadlines said...

BREAKING!!! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!

Anonymous said...

5:44 I'd like to fist your asshole.
Whudda ya think about that?

Interested?

Anonymous said...

And the Democrats will go to church with Bill Clinton. They all lie ,cheat and steal. The Democrats just go pfft when they get caught.

RealTKCHeadlines said...

SHOCK!!! SEXUAL ASSAULT HILARIOUS TO TKC READERS!!! BUT PROBABLY A FAMILIAR FEELING!!!

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm...
you're my little sissy

Anonymous said...

I would think strip clubs and gay bars (bipartisan -- pun intended) would be a selling point for picking any convention site.

Anonymous said...

I remember how the Republicans enjoyed the old 12th Street Strip Clubs in '76. My guess, even "Dick" Cheney.

Anonymous said...

Dream on KC. At best the conventioneers will stop of in KC to tale a leak while traveling to Dallas. It would be kinda cool though. I can just imagine the hell that would be raised is officer friendly beat the shit out of one of the high ranking conventioneers.

Anonymous said...

Potemkin village.

Anonymous said...

we don't want their convention. All it will bring is inconvenience and costs.

Anonymous said...

RE:
Dave Helling: Dear GOP, here’s why you should bring the convention to Kansas City

Dear members of the GOP site selection committee: Pay no heed to that silly scribe (Helling), for he recently got his panties in a bunch when appearing on the Rachel Maddow show.

Anonymous said...

Democrats like little boys or faggots....they like sucking penis, ESPECIALLY nigger penis. Maybe they can cum to Kansas City. The citizens of KC know mayor sly gets his peepee sucked by big business in this shithole cowtown.

Anonymous said...

Remember: Vegas didn't bow out... They pulled out.. See, the $80 bazillion ya gotta put up, was ,, an unreachable/ poor returning consensus....

They got people who can crunch #s out there....

An arm chair dickhead like me can even figure a coupla things out.....

G

Anonymous said...

It'll get around that the Independence avenue streetwalkers will be making hotel calls that week. Just ask the concierge.

But in case some of them are stupid, I'll be outside that strip club all week with my long lens, hoping to make some money from the tabloids!

Anonymous said...

Did the GOP folks get a good look at all those niggers on the Plaza? How about all those niggers downtown?? Oh hell, did they just notice that Kansas City is crawling with niggers?