SHOCK!!! JACKSON COUNTY CHARGES PROLIFIC JERK WITH MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC ALL OVER KANSAS CITY!!!

Did we just find the "cum guy" from the comments??? Newspaper notes this jerk hit Starbucks, Briarcliff, Loose Park and outside schools: "Jackson County prosecutors have charged a Kansas City man with multiple instances of exposing himself and masturbating in public places."

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  1. Whew....glad that was not Glover....

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  2. WTF? You can't masturbate in public? Did anyone notify those jack offs down at PD?

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  3. Only a middle aged white dude...

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  4. Actually, his name was Leroy and he was 31 years-old. So it's kind of up in the air.

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  5. That be him or the n word fool!

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  6. Kansas City man is accused of exposing himself to a choking hazard multiple times.....he declines to press charges, citing "no use crying over spilt semen!"

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  7. Has anyone seen Kevin Yoder lately?

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  8. They put a ban on smoking in public then the E cigarettes came out. Then, they put a ban on E cigarettes. Now you can jack your pud in public? For God's sakes people! It's yours to jack! What's next?

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  9. This is the form, of the shit head that gets wood over posting this crap.

    And he probably does not like blacks.

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  10. Chris Moreno strikes again.

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  11. WTF.....the bear goes into hibernation and now cum guy gets busted. Kansas City is fucked up.

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  12. Judge: Mr. Landum, please rise.

    Landum: (begins masturbating)

    Judge: Sir, hold on there!

    Landum: Yes Your Honor, I've got a tight hold.

    Judge: Mr. Landum, I was instructing you to stand up!

    Landum: (stands up, and his pants fall to the floor) Courtroom gasps!

    Judge: Goddammit! You're just a jerk aren't you Mr. Landum?

    Landum: I think that's why I'm here Your Honor.

    Judge: Jesus Christ Almighty! Get ahold of yourself man!

    Landum: Again Your Honor, I think that's what started my troubles.
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    Jackson County prosecutors accuse a Kansas City man of exposing himself and masturbating in public places multiple times.

    They charged Leroy Landum, 33, with four counts of first-degree sexual misconduct.

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  13. He's black and he's hot. He can get off at my place anytime!

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