KANSAS CITY SPRINT DEAL DISASTER TOP 5
T-mobile is set to acquire Sprint and the corporate pretension of four cowtown are soon going to be a distant memory.
Example: If Sprint and T-Mobile merge, the new company will ditch the name ‘Sprint
But even better . . .
CHECK THE TOP 5 DISASTER SCENARIOS AWAITING KANSAS CITY IN THE AFTERMATH OF THE SPRINT DEAL!!!
Here's how it will go down . . .
Kansas City Will Need A New Patron For The Downtown Arena Occupied Mostly By C-List Performers
Without corporate patronage . . . Kansas City is danger of missing the next Nickelback tour.
Japanese Corporate Dudes Gave Kansas City A Resounding Insult That Hurts Our Standing Internationally
The Japanese dudes who now own Sprint now absolutely HATED coming to Kansas City. The formed a satellite office out in Cali and simply visiting Kansas City was painful for them. A toy train, a nicer airport or any thing short of anime hookers wasn't going to impress them much. On the bright side, TKC totally supports Kansas City subsidizing anime hookers.
Eventually, The Sprint Campus In JoCo Will Have To Be Turned Into Prison Or Something Even More Depressing
The Sprint Campus is a testament to corporate go-go culture that didn't work out. Now it sits mostly empty. Logistically, the only thing that makes sense is a prison given that college degrees are useless now so a University wouldn't work. But rest assured, there are already enough people selling mid-level chicken dinners and Chinese goods out there SO another shopping mall isn't going to work.
Harsh Times Continue For Middle-Class White People
Seriously, white people once bragged about their future @ this Kansas City telcom that's now kaput.
Kansas City Area Grows Desolate
In reality, this is the most devastating blow in the so-called Border War that proves this town is in nowhere-ville and far away from real corporate action.
And that's just the start of it . . . More in a bit . . .