Tuesday, June 17, 2014

KANSAS CITY SPRINT DEAL DISASTER TOP 5



T-mobile is set to acquire Sprint and the corporate pretension of four cowtown are soon going to be a distant memory.

Example: If Sprint and T-Mobile merge, the new company will ditch the name ‘Sprint

But even better . . .

CHECK THE TOP 5 DISASTER SCENARIOS AWAITING KANSAS CITY IN THE AFTERMATH OF THE SPRINT DEAL!!!

Here's how it will go down . . .

Kansas City Will Need A New Patron For The Downtown Arena Occupied Mostly By C-List Performers


Without corporate patronage . . . Kansas City is danger of missing the next Nickelback tour.

Japanese Corporate Dudes Gave Kansas City A Resounding Insult That Hurts Our Standing Internationally


The Japanese dudes who now own Sprint now absolutely HATED coming to Kansas City. The formed a satellite office out in Cali and simply visiting Kansas City was painful for them. A toy train, a nicer airport or any thing short of anime hookers wasn't going to impress them much. On the bright side, TKC totally supports Kansas City subsidizing anime hookers.

Eventually, The Sprint Campus In JoCo Will Have To Be Turned Into Prison Or Something Even More Depressing


The Sprint Campus is a testament to corporate go-go culture that didn't work out. Now it sits mostly empty. Logistically, the only thing that makes sense is a prison given that college degrees are useless now so a University wouldn't work. But rest assured, there are already enough people selling mid-level chicken dinners and Chinese goods out there SO another shopping mall isn't going to work.

Harsh Times Continue For Middle-Class White People


Seriously, white people once bragged about their future @ this Kansas City telcom that's now kaput.

Kansas City Area Grows Desolate


In reality, this is the most devastating blow in the so-called Border War that proves this town is in nowhere-ville and far away from real corporate action.

And that's just the start of it . . . More in a bit . . .

25 Comments:

Anonymous said...

This would make a great place for T-mobile to set up shop TKC. You heard it here FIRST.

Anonymous said...

KC used to be a very nice city, until the jackass invasion started a few years back.

Anonymous said...

How bout something appropriate for CK like . . Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator Center

Anonymous said...

So we rename the Arena, "Regal Pot Center".

We turn the Sprint Campus into one big lettuce farm with free housing for the illegals.

AEG will still make great bucks cramming lacklustre entertainment down KC's collective throat.

Everyone hates coming to KC from tourists to the RNC to the Japenese - that ain't Sprint's fault.

MIddle class white people will eventually be gone from KC and either happu in the burbs or transplanted to lands of greener grass.

Problem solved! ....and next time don't go handing your new arena name over to a company that has done little more than hired and fired and ruined the quality of life for thousands of ex-employees.

chuck said...

Anime hookers.

Heh, heh...

Anonymous said...

Since there is not much in this city you won't take a dump on, why are you even still here? Wouldn't LA be better where you can be unsuccessful and unhappy in decent weather?

Answer THAT question sometime.

Anonymous said...

You live out of a suitcase 4:50?

Anonymous said...

We're staying being KCMO has such incredible snow removal.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit you are dumb!

Anonymous said...

Where is Georgie when you need him!

P Bear said...

Most people stay in the Kansas City area because of Craig Glazers Comedy Club.

Anonymous said...

Mostly illiterate idiots in this site!

Chester said...

Mostly unemployed people in the burbs nowadays.

Does this mean JoCo housewives will start hooking?

Anonymous said...

You're a self-evident idiot, 5:42. If a person were illiterate, he or she couldn't even access the site.

Anonymous said...

Once the streetcar is up and working the Sprint Center will attract top entertainers and two sports franchises. I heard it from Mensa bot.

Anonymous said...

If you move to KCMO, toss everything you ever knew or worked for and start over and learn to become a clueless moron.

Anonymous said...

Move to Kansas City, paint yourself black and become a crime fighter and follow the path to wealth and fame.

More millionaire black community activist per capita than anywhere in the US.

Black hogs lined up at the Obama money trough.

Anonymous said...

All Negro....All the Time!

Anonymous said...

Their service sucks. Their Arena sucks. Their campus sucks. It's a Trifucta!

Anonymous said...

The Japanese Sprint honchos would've loved the pre-80's Downtown!

Anonymous said...

The Nazi turnout at the Courthouse last November was a real eye opener. Way to go Mayor Cult Of Personality!

Anonymous said...

SPLINT Center and Campus to be transformed into giant Starbucks!

Anonymous said...

Missouri Dept Of Coffee. George Lombardi, Barrister!

Anonymous said...

What does Tony do for a living? I am assuming he's a clerk at a 7-11. Is that right?

Anonymous said...

Yeah git rid of the name Sprint.

Best name for it would represent all that KC stands for would be:

Detroit West Nigro Dome.