FEAR THE BRAIN-EATING KANSAS LAKES!!!



Officials are trying to prevent people from panicking recent danger discovered in Kansas lakes . . .

JUST LIKE ZOMBIES . . . KANSAS LAKES HOST BRAIN-EATING ORGANISMS!!!

Evidence . . .

Topeka Capital-Journal: A brain-eating amoeba is more than likely alive and well in Kansas’s bodies of warm, fresh water.

While only one poor soul has succumbed to this threat . . . That's the way most horror movies start.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Poor amoeba! Must be living off brains in a place where everyone that has one already moved to KCMO or Denver or Austin.

    Most amoebas would evolve eat a more readily available food source, buy evolution is illegal in kansas.

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  2. Kansas, the shit hole of the United States.

    Nuke it !

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  3. Kansas waters are full of agricultural runoff. Sorry, but amoebas don't attend Kansas schools. Monster organisms ARE evolving in this vile chemical soup. Get your toes wet and they just might fall off. Get your dick wet and omigod ...

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  4. Kansas waters are full of agricultural runoff. Sorry, but amoebas don't attend Kansas schools. Monster organisms ARE evolving in this vile chemical soup. Get your toes wet and they just might fall off. Get your dick wet and omigod ...

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  5. Has Mensa boy been swimming in these waters?

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  6. This shit is serious people. Just look at Jeff City and what a bunch of dim wits we have there after they pimped water in from Kansas to the State House.

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  7. Quick, push John Miles in.

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  8. WyCo has had brain eating organisms for decades.

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  9. NO kidding! I went out with a JoCo girl and she gave me the best brain job I ever had.

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  10. ...well, head job anyway...

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  11. It's in Gov. Douchebags drinking water.

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