Thursday, June 26, 2014

Cool $1 MIL For Kansas City Orangutans



In addition to the Kansas City Zoo FOREVER TAX let's not forget that WASPS have always loved animals a lot more than people . . .

KMBC: The Kansas City Zoo has received a $1 million donation that will help create a new habitat for the zoo's orangutans.

In fairness, it was clear the orangutans needed additional security after all of the free day mess and because the snobby folks @ Jazzoo kept on making snarky insults.

6 Comments:

Anonymous said...

al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will be housed in this new million dollar dig.

Meanwhile the Polar Bear hibernates. When that fucker awakes, there will be hell to pay.

Only monkeys, two and four leg variety could pull this off in Killa City, what a shit hole.

Anonymous said...

I'm calling this a racist ploy to further put down the black race. Orangs are red. Where's the money for the chimps who are black. Surely some sharp tongued eastside preacher will see this and act accordingly.

Anonymous said...

This has to be one of the funniest threads I have ever read on TKC. The picture, so bad, the whole tone of the post so bad, the comments, lmao.

But it is true...them orangutans don't escape and make a bridge to freedom out of a stick. Orangutans don't want out of the system, they just got a new grant for some better section 8 housing. Maybe that will teach them escape apes a lesson, you gotta chill to get the treats.

Also, I am not wasp, I have never claimed to be, but seriously, you sure have been picking on the white people tony....stop trying to become what you hate, after all, I kid you not, check the census data, according to the latest census of WYCO over 80% of that place is self-identified as white where as approx 52% of that place are government identitfied as hispanic. So assimilate or get a white girl. Go get a high hispanic chick who is college educated, pale, catholic, and has had a baby with a first boyfriend mistake. Stop being so depressed and mopey. The more you hate on white people, the paler and whiter you will become. You got that mental illness thing down, and depression is only for people that are rich enough to be sad. They do have pills for this, and they are free if you need help. Maybe this blog is making you sick..but then again, you become what you hate, and ultimately if you made it, you can kill it too. Just a thought....

Greedo said...

Tony's biggest fan.

Anonymous said...

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#1 "ANY WHICH WAY BUT TROOST"


#2 Mayor SLie takes Clint on a tour of KC BBQ joints, after suffering a case of "burnt end" from the RNC Selection Committee.

Anonymous said...

....and I thought I was feeding the homeless.