WELCOME TO THE GLORIOUS NEW ERA OF KANSAS CITY INTERNETS PROSTITUTION!!!



This is a long running story for mainstream media but I was thinking that it's basically reveals that the Internets is also changing the ho game and making it much more acceptable.

Take a look:

Fox4: Looking inside the dating world of Sugar Daddies and Sugar Babies

Fact check:

- There is no "dating" going on here . . . No need to endure an awkward dinner and forced conversation @ ChickenBee's. This is a pretty simple Internets "pay for play" deal. Call it "ride-sharing" for lonely people.

- The market is soft (hehe) . . . Media highlights luxury services and the "girlfriend experience" but I'm guessing there are probably more than a few nice ladies out there willing to trade services for some slightly used tech or maybe an almost expired coupon to one of this city's lovely entertainment districts. Also, I can only guess what a free frappuccino might fetch.

- They used to call this Match.com back when people still held out hope that marriage wasn't yet another obsolete institution destroyed by the Internets.

More in a bit . . .

Comments

  1. "but the activities may 'straddle' the legal line."

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  2. Pop a little blue pill and splash some aftershave on your unit, guys. Word to the wise: today's young bitches like your fur neatly trimmed. Driving a Porsche can help.

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  3. You can book the odds.

    Frito Pie will open a fucking Flea Market to lure in some of these so called "Ho's".

    One can only imagine what a pair of soiled baggies, a smart phone and a worn KC baseball cap would get you. Bet is "fat and smelly".

    More to follow...

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  4. Like they say at Princeton: No means yes. Yes means anal.

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  5. "ride-sharing" for lonely people.....CLASSIC!!!!!!

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  6. Gonna be tough in this town when Johnson County chicks have mastered this program years ago.

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