Quick public safety notice for lucky locals reading this blog in between trips to the QT.
BE CAREFUL OUT IN TRAFFIC TONIGHT BECAUSE THERE IS A KANSAS CITY CINCO DE MAYO TRAFFIC CRACKDOWN!!!
Given that it's a Mexican holiday, of course there is a lot of drinking and local authorities are out in full force keeping streets safe for and from the booze-y fiesta.
On the bright side, at least this time around it's an equal opportunity crackdown that targets white people and Latinos alike. More in a bit...
and the whole city smells like bean dip.
ReplyDeleteGoing to get some DUIs tonight I bet.
ReplyDelete482 vehicles stopped. 14 DIU arrests and 966 illegal aliens apprehended.
ReplyDelete482 vehicles stopped, 8,531 beaner's in those 482 vehicles.
ReplyDeleteNow way to tell who was driving, doesn't matter, none have insurance or drive license.
The Termites from the South are taking over. What the Negro's don't fuck up, the Termites will lay claim to.
On a brighter note....you Hipsters rejoice.... FRAPPY HOUR is back at Starbucks. Take your mom's credit card down there and pony up.
ReplyDeleteFucking losers.
True dat.
ReplyDeleteIf a drunk bear can't save us then call the movers!
ReplyDeleteSorry 11:33, you can't keep up.
ReplyDeleteAnybody know why drunks celebrate May 5?
Because the sun came up?
ReplyDeleteGod Bless The Kansas City Fire Fighters. Our First Line Of Defense!
ReplyDeleteI stayed home and defrosted two tamales. It's like St Patricks day ... way too many amateurs drinking way too much beer.
ReplyDelete( Irish are a lot like Mexicans. Except Irish food is awful.)
What U.S. holidays do they celebrate in Mexico?
ReplyDeleteChristmas and Armistice Day
ReplyDeleteFathers Day used to just be the most confusing day in nigger town. Now it's beaner town too.
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