TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! CAT FIGHT @ JACKSON COUNTY COURTHOUSE!!!
We're digging into some DEEP BACKGROUND dirt this morning because lame stream media newsies are content to pick up a check while blogging USA Today . . .
So, here it is . . .
WORD AROUND THE CAMP FIRE IS THAT THERE'S PRETTY MUCH AN ALL OUT CAT FIGHT @ THE COURTHOUSE AMONG HIGH RANKING LADY POLITICOS AND MEDIA PEOPLE!!!
Apparently, these ladies aren't celebrating female diversity and the County Exec's girl power politically motivated and connected hiring spree . . .
This post is for and from Insiders but constant news watchers will be able to translate our jargon intended to avoid a bitchy lawsuit.
Here are the highlights . . .
- Cutie Cathy doesn't like showing up for werk. Everybody is complaining that she barely puts in 2 days on the job a week. Still, she knows that her job is safe because Mr. Jolly is already in line to be the the NEXT County Exec.
- Radio Lisa isn't getting a warm reception from Honny-Bear . . . Blondes vs. Brunettes an ancient battle which makes that whole Gaza Strip thing look like a tea party.
- Finally, Daughter Dutch is having a hard time getting ANYBODY fired nowadays . . . Given the changing political landscape.
- Dirty Crystal keeps stirring the pot as she talks a great game about "girl power" while getting as much gossip as she can from all of these ladies.
Also . . .
AND DON'T YOU DARE COUNT CALVIN OUT OF THIS CAT FIGHT!!! HE'S TRYING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL BUT . . . (PARDON THE MIXED METAPHOR) . . . PLAYING THE ROOSTER IN THIS HEN HOUSE GONE WILD ISN'T EXACTLY HIS STYLE!!!
Factor in this hot mess along with ongoing budget cuts along with constant tax screw-ups and you'll start to see the problem that would be solved if the County Exec wasn't busy thinking about his next move to get as far away from 12th & Oak as possible.
Developing . . .