Wednesday, May 28, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! WESTPORT TRIES SAME OLD LOSING STRATEGY TO PREVENT SUMMER VIOLENT TEEN FLASH MOBS!!!



Fun fact for our Kansas City Summer season of violence . . .

THE SO-CALLED WESTPORT RENAISSANCE WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A MYTH AND RIGHT NOW INCREASING VIOLENCE AND LOW RENT CROWDS ARE CAUSING THEIR SHARE OF PARTY DISTRICT VIOLENCE IN THE OLD SCHOOL MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY HANGOUT!!

Now, the mistake and the misreporting around town is that violent teen flash mobs are solely responsible.

In fact, it's trashy ADULT Westport patrons who have been brawling as of late . . .

Photo proof:



Even more documentation of Westport mideeds by white people and not flash mobbers . . . And their "crackin"

Anyhoo . . . It's not really news to report that Westport white people are scared . . . Violent teens and young crowd of minority youth basically "killed" their biz about 10 years ago . . . More to the point, it was mostly racist reaction and fear that caused widespread panic.

This time around . . . The tactic is more subtle and what we're seeing is Westport bar owners looking to hide violent stats by blaming minorities instead of acknowledging that their drunken party is turning sour after a brief but pleasant buzz.

Developing . . .

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Westport scares me.

Anonymous said...

Oh no, it's never the nigger's fault, always whitey.

Chester said...

Westport has always been violent. That's part of the fun!

Anonymous said...

IO got a great BBQ, a fridge full of beer and a great stereo system. Fuck going anywhere in KC.

Standard said...

The party scene in KC has been ruined. To many d-bags too many guns. Stay away from all of those places if you prize your safety.

Anonymous said...

The ONLY PLACE in print or internet that proclaims a "Westport Renaissance" is here at TKC. Think of a new phrase, please.
No Westport business owners are blaming anyone for anything. Everybody does great biz. Then midnight hits and the losers show up.
But the whole town turns loser after midnight! The Nigros, etc would freak if booze serving stopped at 1am again, but you can bet the problems would go way down.

Anonymous said...

Westport was great when The Prospect Of Old Westport, Blayneys, The New Stanley, Kellys and Harris House were there.

Anonymous said...

Actually, Westport is still fun. I see a lot of people moving about and chatting it up. A few bouncing off the walls. We already have 25 percent of the population addicted to alcohol. The hobo camps aren't a good place to dry out so might as well party while your liver holds out. There ain't no retiring in this system if we're waiting for beer sales to carry us through this Depression!

Chester said...

Agreed!

Anonymous said...

The Harris House?!?! You mean the old school place in the 90's that catered to the black crowd and attracted guns and violence? That was a good place? You should hang at the Green Duck. You would love that place.

Anonymous said...

This is a river town where people always get shot and their asses kicked. There's no reason to stay at home if you can hang off the edge? The 20th Century is over. We've entered a new post apocalypse era when people are just going to chill at Westport.

Anonymous said...

I liked African America's Pub. That was my fav bar of all time.

Anonymous said...

Tony you sir are dumb. White guys fight and call eachother dude, black guys shoot and call eachother the N word..... thats what killed westport, the latter