Thursday, May 22, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! LAS VEGAS FOLDS AND KANSAS CITY STAYS WINNING AMID EPIC GOP CONVENTION 2016 BID!!!



FIRST . . . Kansas City Insiders are calling it . . .

IN THE AFTERMATH OF VEGAS DROPPING OUT OF THE GOP CONVENTION BID 2016 . . . NOTHING MAKE SENSE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD OF REPUBLICAN POLITICAL MOVES!!! AND SO KANSAS CITY MOVES FORWARD THANKS TO THE LEFTOVERS OF MORE IMPORTANT TOWNS!!!



Vegas pulls out early . . . Kansas City is in . . .

Special thanks to KC Insiders for calling it about a half hour before everybody else in THE NATION . . .

ABC NEWS UPDATE . . . Las Vegas, Cincinnati Pull Out Of 2016 Republican National Convention Race

Now just four contenders remain:

Cleveland
Dallas
Denver
Kansas City, Mo.

SO BEFORE YOU START DANCING IN THE STREETS . . . REMEMBER THAT WE'RE IN THE COMPANY OF CLEVELAND!!!

Developing . . .

45 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Vegas is a slum hole. Looks like KC is on the social conservative path after all.

Anonymous said...

Get the toy train running show them that KC is has moved into the next century and Sly put on your best bow tie.

Anonymous said...

Knowing Sly James he'll say look, the taxpayers will flip the bill, we'll subsidize all your expenses, you guys get free lodging, meals, power, event space, transportation. We might even be able to pick up your airfare. In exchange all you need to do is say how great you think KC is and what a great I'm doing.

Anonymous said...

Dusting off my Craigslist ad to rent my apartment to some big spending GOP. Show me the money!

Anonymous said...

TKC was wrong again....shock.... His insiders wrong...

Anonymous said...

calling all hookers...it looks like you are coming to KC!

Anonymous said...

It's getting down to the GOP playing each one of the final few cities against each other to see who will be the biggest patsy.
And if you look around and don't recognize the palooka at the table, that's because it's YOU.
GOP pros playing with Sly and the small-town midwestern "power brokers".
What could possibly go wrong?
Will tough negotiator Circo be leading the team?
This charade just extends the fake drama and greatly increases the cost.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if the Reschmucks really are interested or are just trying to make Sly and crew look like idiots. If so they are succeeding.

Anonymous said...

Too bad that unlike Las Vegas Alonzo's daddy didn't pull out early.

Bogowith Creampies said...

Are we gonna get an NHL team too?

Anonymous said...

This is going to be awesome! All the hipsters are going to be so upset with all the new crowds and non hipsters that will come to town.

Especially with it being the GOP. Now the question is, will the Mayor be able to keep the visitors safe as they come visit the plaza?

Meebo said...

Dallas is in, that's all that counts. Vegas is out because they know the score and that it's setup.

Anonymous said...

It ain't gonna happen.

Anonymous said...

KC getting excited over a 3rd place finish? Oh yeah, I guess it's baseball season

Anonymous said...

KC stays losing. Residents do not want the inconvenience or expense of their stupid convention. Maybe City Hall will listen to us for once and drop out of the competition.

Anonymous said...

Delaying the inevitable. Sly gets more face time with the money, McGurk and Katie get to play with the big boys and the taxpayers get to cover a few more million worth of travel, food and other expenses from the GOP extortionists.

Next up, $lies downtown convention center hotel.

Thanks for playing suckers.

Anonymous said...

Here's what you need to ask TKC. How much is this going to COST US??? Those other cities dropped out because this is where it's getting expensive. Shame on Sly for leading us down this path.

Anonymous said...

That's huge news, I figured the GOP would put their convention in a would be swing state like Nevada. Since Cleavland is in the running, It's now likely it goes to Ohio since it's a major Electoral state.

Anonymous said...

Isn't East Lynne still in the running too?

Anonymous said...

Once again TKC and his Insiders know nothing. Maybe cum guy can weigh in.

Anonymous said...

Yes so is gunn city @3:04

Anonymous said...

how will K C pay for this after the voters throw out the "E" tax in 2016 vote?

JR Ewing said...

Welcome to Dallas boys! How much money did you take from those rubes in Kansas City?

Anonymous said...

The Republican Legislature in Missouri just gave away a half billion dollars on the last day of session.

Anonymous said...

The Republican Legislature in Missouri just gave away a half billion dollars on the last day of session.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck would want to visit Kansas City (CK) for anything, much less a political convention of losers??

Anonymous said...

He said (ck)!!
Lol!! Ck hahaha..funny stuff.

seanot said...

God end this crap. These things cost the host city huge dollars and are a net negative for local bars and restaurants due to the street closings around the venue.

Anonymous said...

OH SHIT! while many may think the Kansas City Transportation Group AKA Bill George's Yellow Cab, Super Shuttle, 10/10 Taxi, Share a Fare, and Carey is a conspiracy theory as far as a transportation monopoly goes in this city...Well your dumb mayor just let the cat out of the bag to prove it is a monopoly by introducing Bill George on the news as Kansas City's "Transportation" solution if in the small chance the RNC comes to town! Fuck you Mayor SLYME!!!

Anonymous said...

Dallas wins

Anonymous said...

It is one sad day if a political convention of any party can't find a better place to convene than Koonsas City.

Because you are not welcome here said...

Just to let the greedhead,hate-filled GOP know: I will feel a very strong urge to piss in every ice machine in this town if you come to KC. Have another cold drink. MMMMMM Yummmy

Anonymous said...

Colorado and Ohio are "swing" states. Except for Cathy Nugent and the Dunns, no one cares.

It's just another reason to avoid downtown, the plaza and the K. Isn't that what all of us are doing everyday?

Anonymous said...

4:00. Think of it like this, I work hard for my money and the republican legislature is going to allow me to keep more of my money. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Denver or Cleveland. Dallas looks alluring until you remember that it is where the Bushes are.

Anonymous said...

In the case of Vegas, it was all about skyboxes and the required $60-70 million put up front....

Jerry Jones wins in a landslide...

Anonymous said...

I love how these media jackoffs in the local press are making it sound like KC beat out the very towns who decoded to drop out of the competition.

Anonymous said...

Repukes must win Ohio to have a chance at the 16 tri-fecta so you can book it: CLEVELAND `16

Anonymous said...

I just want to know the name of the hotel when Kevin Yoder will be skinny-dipping.

Anonymous said...

KC had NHL and NBA , they both left KC. ..KC failed since to put new teams in year after year. ..No parking no hotels, your airport is like 100 miles from downtown
What a waste sprint center is

Anonymous said...

Denver and Dallas are happnin' towns. Cleveland and Kansas City .... well, the nicest thing you can say about them is that they're easy to get around in (because nobody's there).

P Bear said...

yep that the Killa City we know.....

most everyone been killed or jacked by the Negros.

only thing left is those funny dressing, deadbeat HIPSTERS that fart like a hurricane.

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Anonymous said...

Hahahhahahahhahahahahahahah!

What kind of fucking rube think Dallas is "happening"!

Hahahahhaha!

It's like 20 overland parks right next to each other on a treeless prairie.

Happening...that's precious

Anonymous said...

Nice platform for Sly to play on, but isn't going to really help the city. Conservatives don't drink, don't tip, and will probably freak out when they realize that the city isn't Lilly white.

On the bright side, let the protest begin.