Wednesday, May 21, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY SMOKER CRACKDOWN CONTINUES!!!



First they came for smokers rights in the local projects, now the move is on to outlaw smoking on Kansas City public property altogether.

To wit . . .

LOCAL GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATIONS ARE PLANNING AN EPIC KANSAS CITY SMOKER CRACKDOWN THAT WOULD PRETTY MUCH BAN CIGARETTE SMOKING IN MOST KANSAS CITY PUBLIC PLACES!!!

MARC has made it clear that they're out to crackdown on local smokers . . .

Jackson County opinion polling hints that a GREATER KANSAS CITY COMPREHENSIVE SMOKING BAN is in the works . . .

Public radio is set to ask where to smoke in Kansas City . . . Which I think is the money line from that movie where Sharon Stone proudly displayed her beaver.

But I digress . . .

The question is . . .

DO SMOKERS STILL HAVE RIGHTS IN KANSAS CITY?!?!

We won't waste time advocating for cancer stix but legislating personal behavior for locals is a bit of a stretch considering the City Council is comprised mostly of paid shills and a guy who revealed his wang in a tragic selfie.

Developing . . .

20 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Smoke'em while you got'em. They're on their way out.

Anonymous said...

That doesn't look like Sharon Stone.

Anonymous said...

It's not Sharon Stone.

Anonymous said...

Cockmouth psuedo Crime Figher in a Zoot Suit sad:

Gonna be a nice warm night on the formerly romantic Plaza.

The apeagers are gearing up to be on the Plaza in full 200 hoarde force.

Gonnn be lot of 9's and Glocks. And a host of uneducated, unemployable, unwannted TANF produced feral youth with neck tats, drug dealin and sellin with they pants down under they ass making the Plaza No Go Zone.

AW

Anonymous said...

When are they going to protect us non barbecue grill users who have to deal with that shit polluting the air.

Anonymous said...

GOOD!

Anonymous said...

Smokers have all kinds of rights at the casinos, where the hole damn city commission was bought off.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to talk to the idiot who put smoking areas at the stops for the Blue Bus at the airport!

Anonymous said...

You do realize that if you don't let the smokers have a fag once in a while, even in "public" areas, they're gonna snap your pansy ass necks...

Anonymous said...

How about the right to bare beavers?

Anonymous said...

Justin Bieber?

Sharon Stone's Beaver said...

Don't you dare cover me with panties!!
I go commando or I don't go at all!

Anonymous said...

Justin Bieber is a walking beaver and I don't mean the dam building rodent.

Anonymous said...

Grooming tips for beavers, video at 9 and 10. Stay tuned!

Anonymous said...

Hope he meant drag...

Anonymous said...

Smoking nazi's are on the march now! Next, after you quit smoking and gain 35 lbs they'll be after your lard ass as an obese strain on society and ban you from public beaches!

Anonymous said...

Why don't we ban flushing toilets since so much second hand shit goes down the drain and into our drinking water.

Anonymous said...

I say ban carcinogen laced craft ale and all the other beer on the market.

Anonymous said...

Add carcinogen laced snack cakes to that list.

Anonymous said...

The insurance companies can't underwrite smoking anymore. It is an actuary fact that smokers pay more for car, home and life insurance. Smokers as a whole are a huge risk to an insurance company. Smokers behave badly, do risky things, and claim more. I don't employ smokers, I don't hang out with smokers, and refuse to buy a house or car that has been smoked in. Oh yeah, and they aren't making a big deal that under obamacare it is perfectly legal to charge a smoker anything the insurance companies want including 3 times higher premiums, once they make note that you have smoked.