First they came for smokers rights in the local projects, now the move is on to outlaw smoking on Kansas City public property altogether.
To wit . . .
LOCAL GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATIONS ARE PLANNING AN EPIC KANSAS CITY SMOKER CRACKDOWN THAT WOULD PRETTY MUCH BAN CIGARETTE SMOKING IN MOST KANSAS CITY PUBLIC PLACES!!!
MARC has made it clear that they're out to crackdown on local smokers . . .
Jackson County opinion polling hints that a GREATER KANSAS CITY COMPREHENSIVE SMOKING BAN is in the works . . .
Public radio is set to ask where to smoke in Kansas City . . . Which I think is the money line from that movie where Sharon Stone proudly displayed her beaver.
But I digress . . .
The question is . . .
DO SMOKERS STILL HAVE RIGHTS IN KANSAS CITY?!?!
We won't waste time advocating for cancer stix but legislating personal behavior for locals is a bit of a stretch considering the City Council is comprised mostly of paid shills and a guy who revealed his wang in a tragic selfie.
Developing . . .
Smoke'em while you got'em. They're on their way out.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't look like Sharon Stone.
ReplyDeleteIt's not Sharon Stone.
ReplyDeleteCockmouth psuedo Crime Figher in a Zoot Suit sad:
ReplyDeleteGonna be a nice warm night on the formerly romantic Plaza.
The apeagers are gearing up to be on the Plaza in full 200 hoarde force.
Gonnn be lot of 9's and Glocks. And a host of uneducated, unemployable, unwannted TANF produced feral youth with neck tats, drug dealin and sellin with they pants down under they ass making the Plaza No Go Zone.
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When are they going to protect us non barbecue grill users who have to deal with that shit polluting the air.
ReplyDeleteSmokers have all kinds of rights at the casinos, where the hole damn city commission was bought off.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to talk to the idiot who put smoking areas at the stops for the Blue Bus at the airport!
ReplyDeleteYou do realize that if you don't let the smokers have a fag once in a while, even in "public" areas, they're gonna snap your pansy ass necks...
ReplyDeleteHow about the right to bare beavers?
ReplyDeleteJustin Bieber?
ReplyDeleteDon't you dare cover me with panties!!
ReplyDeleteI go commando or I don't go at all!
Justin Bieber is a walking beaver and I don't mean the dam building rodent.
ReplyDeleteGrooming tips for beavers, video at 9 and 10. Stay tuned!
ReplyDeleteHope he meant drag...
ReplyDeleteSmoking nazi's are on the march now! Next, after you quit smoking and gain 35 lbs they'll be after your lard ass as an obese strain on society and ban you from public beaches!
ReplyDeleteWhy don't we ban flushing toilets since so much second hand shit goes down the drain and into our drinking water.
ReplyDeleteI say ban carcinogen laced craft ale and all the other beer on the market.
ReplyDeleteAdd carcinogen laced snack cakes to that list.
ReplyDeleteThe insurance companies can't underwrite smoking anymore. It is an actuary fact that smokers pay more for car, home and life insurance. Smokers as a whole are a huge risk to an insurance company. Smokers behave badly, do risky things, and claim more. I don't employ smokers, I don't hang out with smokers, and refuse to buy a house or car that has been smoked in. Oh yeah, and they aren't making a big deal that under obamacare it is perfectly legal to charge a smoker anything the insurance companies want including 3 times higher premiums, once they make note that you have smoked.
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