Friday, May 02, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY POWER PLAYERS TONI BONES AND EAPEN THAMPY WORK TO REDEFINE MISSOURI LAW THIS WEEK!!!



While some say that Kansas City is going the way of Detroit, right now we must recognize the achievements of two local POWER PLAYERS helping to steer the Show-Me State in the direction of Colorado.

To wit . . .

THIS WEEK TONI BONES AND EAPEN THAMPY WORKED TO CHALLENGE THE STATUS QUO AND CHANGE MISSOURI LAW!!!

First off, with a lot of help from his friends Eapen Thampy is part of the crew pushing Missouri toward marijuana law reform.

This week's progress: Cannabis extract bill passed by Mo. lawmakers makes its way to Gov. Jay Nixon

At the outset of the week the hugely successful Show-Me State Cannabis Conference revealed that marijuana law reformers are not only organized but highly sophisticated in their lobbying efforts.

A notable social media blast from Mr. Thampy:



"I may reach my stated goal of raising a million+ dollars for marijuana legalization in Missouri faster than I anticipated."

Clearly, Mr. Thampy is at the forefront of Missouri progress against the drug war, shady civil forfeiture laws and toward more freedom.

Meanwhile . . .

CHECK OUT THIS ACCOUNT OF TONI BONES STANDING UP AGAINST THE LEGAL SYSTEM STATUS QUO IN THIS EPIC RANT!!!



There's no doubt that our favorite Kansas City activist "walks the walk" and has the courage of her convictions even if might be smarter to just take the fine and live to fight another day.

Check it . . .

TONI BONES GOES TO COURT . . .

"I asked the judge and prosecutor both if I could do something productive instead of pay a fine such a community service. I was refused. When I pled not guilty he asked for an officer to be present. Then three more arrive. When I went to trial he had one of the costumed individuals stand next to me in a continued attempt to intimidate me. He trumped up the fines to 150 dollars and told me if I didn't pay it I am going to be caged for 72 hours.

"At that point I proceeded to tell him he ought to be ashamed of himself, more or less and that the reason I was not intimidated was because I am doing the moral thing. I asked if he felt safer putting a peaceful mom in a cage and proceeded to give stance on the matter. He looked extremely uncomfortable and I basically gave him an eloquent scolding while challenging him to do some self reflection. He ended up backing down last minute continuing it without consulting or asking me. Next court date I am going to jail, he says.

There is value in being a genuine person!"
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Again, Toni Bones is a captivating speaker, a brilliant writer and one of the REAL FUTURE LEADERS of the Kansas City area . . . Both Toni and Eapen are two of the most influential alternative political voices in Kansas City that mainstream media would do well to follow as we let everybody know about their EPIC ADVENTURES FIRST ON TKC!!!

Natch.

66 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Bout time KC got some new leader.

One of these kids should run for Mayor.

Anonymous said...

Toni Bones is a skunt!

Anonymous said...

awesome.

tkc > kcstar

WILLIAM WALLACE said...

Toni Bones doesn't have a "doing time " disposition. She would be well advised to drop the toy anarchist routine and pay the fine. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMM!!!

Anonymous said...

Toni Bones rocks! The judge probably continued the case because he was about ready to be persuaded to the side of reason but needed time to check with his overlords first. Good luck, Toni, you're going to need it.

Eloquent? That's llike calling horseshit "Perfume" said...

"...and I basically gave him an eloquent scolding...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

What's next, "I dazzled them with my post-graduate work"?

Anonymous said...

This bitch lies about her dealings with the courts as bad as that fucking Glazer does.

Anonymous said...

Let me be blunt...

Anonymous said...

They are not power players. Grow up and get a life.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wonder if Tony has some screws loose or is just putting us on.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps she would be taken seriously if she dressed in a more business like way.

i wear thumbless mittens said...

fingerless gloves are sooooooo rad.

Anonymous said...

Right. If Toni Bones says it went down like that, then it went down exactly like that.

You should read her account of this entire drama on her Facebook page. Her story has changed so often she lost track and can no longer keep them straight.

Even her CopBlock buds are calling her out on her bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Attention starved girl surprised she didn't end up being a hipster.

Anonymous said...

dude is hawt

Oh, Fucking Please! said...


TKC used the words:

"captivating speaker"
and
"brilliant writer"

to describe an uneducated, pot-addled malcontent narcissist troublemaker raging against the system (while on public assistance - *eyeroll*). Tony presents to us one who is notably ill-equipped with their embarrassingly juvenile diction, sounding like a jailhouse rube while stumbling through each hoary diatribe, and yet we are to believe somehow that the new political messiah hath spoken? Have you had a stroke today?

Give us a break Tony. We hope for, and sometimes even expect better from you.

Petulant, simple-minded, gleefully ignorant, and paranoid social misfits who cannot conduct themselves in polite society without throwing poopie-pantsed toddler tantrums when they don't get their way are not "REAL FUTURE LEADERS". They are, at best, a naïve nuisance - and too often a lazy, selfish, criminal tax-burden cancer upon us all.

TKC must have had a big breakfast bowl this morning, and I don't mean Wheaties®.

Anonymous said...

Here's another clue for you, Tony.

When lots of people have done the hard work and heavy lifting to get a bill passed, be wary of those who suddenly show up out of nowhere to claim the credit.

Neither Eapen Thampy nor Toni Bones had a damned thing to do with the cannabis extract bill.

Anonymous said...

I hope cop block shows up at the ALEC Smoke Out today at noon over by the Marriott?

Anonymous said...

I can see why we are well on our way to hell in a handbasket.

The THC Hillbillies said...

Well now its time to say good-bye to Tony and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.
You're all invited back again to this old TKC
To have a
Eapen helping of her pothead fantasy

Trailertrash that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Anonymous said...

Talk about delusions of grandeur. The snap princess cannot even get her act together for a half-baked, cut and paste calendar. Plus, the lack of any formal education, (or sense, ability to plan, basic hygiene) might be an obstacle to her future as a "leader." Have you heard her YouTube ranting? Sorry, but driving is not a RIGHT. It is a privilege, and like others, you have to pay to play. I doubt she even has car insurance? Would you want to get into an accident where she was at fault? That would be the best encounter that she has to offer. If she spent more actual time with her litter, and less time doing a horrible job on her makeup and on Facebook "shaming cowards and statists" she might be leadership material. Please. Botello, where are your stories on batboy and aliens? That is where this blog is heading.

TKC's EPIC Quests For Truth said...

Next thing you know, TKC will be telling us that Tony is on his way to another galaxy for a few months with his buddy and fellow alien researcher Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - to research rad alien hairstyles and marijuana farming in zero gravity.

Anonymous said...

"I may reach my stated goal of raising a million+ dollars for marijuana legalization in Missouri faster than I anticipated."

Then again, he may not.

Question, Tony. Has this guy registered with the state ethics commission? All scammers, excuse me, people are expected to register if they are doing any sort of business with the state legislature, and especially if they are seeking donations.

They are also required to disclose the source of those donations and how they are spent.

Meanwhile, even if he has obtained tax-free status as a 501(c)3, he still has to file paperwork with the IRS showing how much he has raised and how it was spent.

So in other words, there should be some sort of paper trail out there showing how successful his "fundraising" efforts are in Missouri. You don't have to take his word for it.

And in the case of the state ethics commission, it is all online.




Anonymous said...

Toni Bones went to court to valliantly defend herself on the charge of hacving a messy front ysrd. She entered through the metal detectors but was stopped after her homemade seatbelt belt caused the detector to beep. Unhand me you fascist pigs she yelled to the 300 lb lesbian sheriffs deputy sitting on a stool reading the thrifty nickle. If you used marijuana as a medicine you could feel who has a gun and who doesnt. Upon hearing the logic they threw away the machine and bought an oil rig bong.

Next she went into court. I object, your honor, Toni said when asked how she wanted to plea. This court does not recognize the republic of Bonesistan and its progressive MJ laws that give a brownie to every baby with croup and two to the add kids...so I dont recognize you!

But I be duh judge, said the ignorant political appointee judge who only tried mj a time or two in lawschool. He wiped his sweaty palms under the overalls he wore under his robes at all times. Uhh, lessum see heear, lets dun continuate this at another date so I can get more smarter. But Toni just laughed as she was already halfway done with her spliff she was bogarting and not sharing with the bailiffs.

All power to the potletariat she screamed upon leaving the courthouse. A Spontaneous 420 fest started up due to her inspirational words and a giant purple cloud wafted to City Hall. The mayor got a whiff and has decided to wear bow ties everywhere now and even voted in a streetcar so he can ride to pnl to get nachos after work.
Forte then dropped bales on the eastside and crime dropped 1000 percent and the tulips grew back.

Anonymous said...

9:03 AM...One of the best yet this year.

Very fitting.

Anonymous said...

Is this Tony Bones another Lonzo Washington only with tits?

Where People Like Her Learn To Speak said...

CopBlock/Trailertown College

Earn your degree in a 3-to-9 stretch.

Anonymous said...

9:30 AM - Does Lonzo smell like a full wharf net dipped in bong water?

Anonymous said...

These people, TKC's latest "Leaders", have an intellect as fertile as an empty scrotum.

Anonymous said...

lolz!!

DSM-5 said...

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A prize (kudos) goes to the first TKC reader who accurately identifies the DSM-5 classification(s) for our local Muni-Court cause célèbre.

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Anonymous said...

8:37 & 9:03 comments (same author) are G-E-N-I-U-S !!!!!!

Witty
Creative
Eloquent
Grammatically Correct

You're the ANTI-ToniBones!
CONGRATULATIONS!

Anonymous said...

Scumbag libertarian

Complains about government waste
Pleads guilty to littering

Takes 3 court hearings and a contempt hearing to pay the fine

Anonymous said...

YO Yo...10:13 comment

Waz up?

Iz it post-toke stress disorder (PTSD)?????

Dat girlz b sufferin witdrawlz pains!! It b minutes sins shes benz token

Anonymous said...

Constipation and dehydration by not having the comment section fuck her in the ass and cum on her tits

Anonymous said...

Does she swallow?

Anonymous said...

WTF? Now Tony is craving a threesome?

Anonymous said...

If Cheech Marin and Sarah Palin had a daughter, it would look like Toni Bones.
Do you think she can see Denver from her house?

Anonymous said...

DSM-5 @ 10:13

My money is on Narcissistic Personality Disorder:

-- Expects to be recognized as superior and special, without superior accomplishments

-- Expects constant attention, admiration and positive reinforcement from others

-- Envies others and believes others envy him/her

-- Is preoccupied with thoughts and fantasies of great success, enormous attractiveness, power, intelligence

-- Lacks the ability to empathize with the feelings or desires of others

-- Is arrogant in attitudes and behavior

-- Has expectations of special treatment that are unrealistic

Dr Frueds taint lint said...

Im going with Sociopath.
Doesn't feel the rules apply to her.
Lack of remorse.
An unrealistic overinflated sense of self.
Impulsive.
compulsive liar.

Melquiades Estrada said...

Well now, either Tony has been slipped some windowpane acid, or he's the funniest sonofabitch in KC!

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or have a fourth burial.

Anonymous said...

It's all about the hit count...there's no way Tony believes that crap he spewed about them being "power players", and I doubt he even believes their stories, but he needs to get the count up.

...or he really is trying to get "friendlier" with Toni.

Eric (cock) Holder said...

Has anyone else seen this broads' DHS file?
A Lockheed C-5 Galaxy couldn't carry it!
I'll deny knowledge of any of this to Congress though.

Anonymous said...

Could be Borderline Personality Disorder:

-- Marked tendency to act unexpectedly and without consideration of the consequences;


-- Marked tendency to engage in quarrelsome behavior and to have conflicts with others, especially when impulsive acts are thwarted or criticized;

-- Liability to outbursts of anger or violence, with inability to control the resulting behavioral explosions;

-- Difficulty in maintaining any course of action that offers no immediate reward;

-- Unstable and capricious (impulsive, whimsical) mood.

Midtown Perv said...

I'd fuck her in the ass and wipe my shit covered cock all over her feet.

Anonymous said...

if I knew her I'd tell her to pay the fine and move on, no biggie.

Anonymous said...

You haters need to grow up. These two are the real deal and they have more influence than the commenters on this blog!

Anonymous said...

Sorry. Can't take either of them seriously.
Though it's possible that the real power players will use, then dump them.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you say Toni.

P Bear said...
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P Bear said...

Word around Liberty is Toni Bones has a seafood invasion take over her groin.

Call her the Jamis Winston of Liberty. Crab girl.

One does just barely wonder if it could be said...

...that he took a eapen elpin of her ospitality?

Pootie Tang said...

Say Toni Bones.....Pootie told you to get that skank hole cleaned da fuck up. Customers be bitchin about that odor.

De sayz de haves to leave the windows down. Get your nasty ass puzzy back over to 14th and Cleveland. Dem niggers will fuck anything.+

Bonekey Tones in Blackface said...

Dats foeteenf an Cleebund?

Anonymous said...

421+548, you are a match made in heaven. Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

I don't care about Toni Bone's twat. I like that TKC covers stoner Libertarian news!

Anonymous said...

@Perv, were you abused as a child? If not, I can't think of an excuse.

Anonymous said...

She is the queen of my double wide trailer with the polyester curtains and the redwood deck.

Anonymous said...

421, don't be alone with children, seriously.

Anonymous said...

POOTIE IN THE HOUSE!!!!

"Crack the whip and get that 'ho clean"

or, was it....

"Whip it in dat 'ho's crack and then clean it"

CH said...

You guys need help. Actually, I'm glad somebody is out there standing up for people and sharing different viewpoints. We can't all be marching to the same drummer.

Anonymous said...

SHE'S NEVER GOING TO FUCK YOU TONY.

Anonymous said...

Tony already has a smile on his face...too late!

T Bones said...

A pegging.
Maybe.

Peace
Love
xoxoxoxoxo

Anonymous said...

The closest Toni Bones will come to being a power player is going to that shitty arcade in shawnee...but that would require money or something.

Anonymous said...

Toni bones is fucking awesome