Tomorrow Kansas City endures the all-time worst day to ever visit a restaurant . . . Mother's Day.
Seriously, just about every server in town has a Mother's Day tragedy story that usually ends in gun play or crying.
Because this blog is written from our mom's basement we realize the truism that: "Every day is Mother's Day" and this dedication tonight should help LOWER EXPECTATIONS which is A KEY FACTOR FOR SUCCESS when any TKC dude reader has the rare occasion to encounter a lady.
And in reality, tomorrow is just a time for symbolic gestures because no cheap-ass grocery store flowers or meal at any one of this town's mediocre 3-star restaurants could suffice as a fitting reward for all of the sacrifice, dedication and love that Kansas City mothers bestow upon their mostly undeserving children.
UPDATE . . . One of you said it perfectly, local violence makes mom's cry . . . 2 shot at 39th & Elmwood
And so, here's tonight's playlist . . . Be nice to your mothers tomorrow and every other day after that.
As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.
Awww, that is sweet and creepy.
ReplyDeleteGun play or crying? Lol
ReplyDelete2 shot at 39th & Elmwood, 1 with life-threatening injuries
ReplyDeleteAccording to Kansas City police, it was a possible drive-by shooting.
Mamas are crying no doubt.
ReplyDeleteTwas' the night before Mother's Day,
ReplyDeleteWhen all through the basement
Not a douchebag was stirring,
Not even a louse.
The pinups were hung
by the water heater with care
In hopes that Jordan Carver
would soon be there.
The bloggers were nestled
all snug in their cribs
While visions of bosoms
danced in their heads.
(taking a snack cake break)
Feel free to pick up where I left
Love it!!! Lol
ReplyDeleteThen all of a sudden, T heard a big crash
ReplyDeleteHe flung open the basement door and let out a gasp
To his shock and chagrin he saw the clown Bonzo
Who was disguised as the hood crime fighter, fucking Alonzo ...
I'd give it solid 7
ReplyDeleteYou were kinda a cutie-pie, TKC.
ReplyDeleteHappy Mother's Day to the ladies who read TKC. You endure a lot of junk from the jerks here to get your news.
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