Thursday, May 08, 2014

Show-Me Slow And Small Tiger Gay Dude Michael Sam Now Entitled To NFL Draft Spot



After talking with some of the VERY BEST TKC READERS . . . We wrote the definitive guide to the Michael Sam saga and noted he was playing "the gay card" for his own benefit. To this day nobody can tell identify what makes Michael Sam so brave if only the crackpot Phelps clan stood against him and he really earned nationwide support for coming out of the closet AFTER the better part of his football career was finished.

But I digress . . .

The upcoming controversy . . .

IS FORMER MISSOURI TIGER MICHAEL SAM NOW ENTITLED TO AN NFL DRAFT SPOT JUST BECAUSE OF HIS SEXUAL IDENTITY?!?!?

Here's a bit of reading on the topic that's far more insightful than columnists @ The Star faking sports insight . . .

Five Thirty Eight: The Odds Michael Sam Will Be Picked in the NFL Draft

WaPo: If Michael Sam goes undrafted, NFL might have a public-relations problem on its hands

New York Times: Sam and League Share Uncomfortable Scrutiny

No hate here . . . Like it or not, Michael Sam is breaking ground no matter how sports fans feel about this subject and at worst it's great that his sexual identity might get him ahead given that a penchant for chubby white women has only garnered TKC one heartache after the next.

Developing . . .

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the story Glazer should have wrote since he can identify with Sams

chuck said...

The dude could toss Magic Johnson's salad on "The View" and it wouldn't change his draft status.

He is a special teams lunch pail playah.

He is what the tape says he is.

Anonymous said...

If he tossed chucks salad would it change chucks view?

Is he a fistball player as well? said...

He's not fast because the gape of his manfucked asshole creates an aerodynamically unstable draft.

Additionally, his breathing is partially obstructed by the throatfuking scars at the windpipe/esophagus junction.

He should lead by example and kill himself now.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the league has a handshake plan with a few teams to take action in the 7th round should he go undrafted.

Anonymous said...

Poor Sam, dropoed his trousers and no one took him up on the deal.

Anonymous said...

A deviant and proud!

Anonymous said...

One thing about the NFL, they seem to get it right. Of course some sneak through the cracks (pun intended to Sams), but they have professionals who draft based on certain quantifiable attributes...and sexual orientation isn't one of them.

Anonymous said...

Show-Me Slow And Small Tiger Gay Dude Michael Sam Now Entitled To NFL Draft Spot
then you say... No hate here...
that's why you are a dumb ass Tony.

Anonymous said...

YOU TAKE THAT BACK BUDDY!!!!

WAY OUTTA LINE!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is all very queer.

Anonymous said...

He white boyfriend look about 12 year old! :O

Anonymous said...

So is Sams the pivot man in the huddles?

Anonymous said...

He's a master of the rearward pass.

P Bear said...

LMFAO FRITO, and you call the Bear a racist and a bigot.

And you are a card carrying
homo-phob.

Anonymous said...

Any general manager with half a brain would avoid this guy. There is too much potential for trouble if you sign the guy. What if you draft him and he does not cut it and you have to let him go? You have just bought yourself a lawsuit, bad press and possible boycotts. No pun intended on that last one.