Sunday, May 18, 2014

SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY SUSPECTED SANDWICH SICKNESS SYMPTOMS INCLUDE BLOODY DIARRHEA AND VOMITING!!!

KCTV5 offers us this report on a KANSAS CITY HEALTH SCARE and a rare strain of E. coli making it's way to the metro maybe by way of a delicious sandwiches: "Three cases of Hemolytic uremic syndrome, or HUS, diagnosed and treated in Wichita, KS, and now one in Kansas City."

9 Comments:

Anonymous said...

It's probably the kale smoothies and organic arugula. Lucky that the hipsters have the rest of us to pay their medical bills.

Anonymous said...

Well if this isn't the shits

Anonymous said...

MEAT IS MURDER!!!

P Bear said...

Sounds like the Bear after viewing RUKUS or that playlist the Frito Pie posted last night.

Anonymous said...

Shut up you racist fuck.

Anonymous said...

How quick does the e coli hit?

QUICKER THAN JIMMY JOHNS.

P Bear said...

1:34, make me you pole smoking faggot !

Anonymous said...

I'll have the ham & swiss & E. coli on rye, with warm mayo and rancid onions.

Perfect Good Cents!

Anonymous said...

Read the restaurant inspection reports in the Star. Lots of local eateries feature roaches running amok, scampering rats and mice, turds everywhere, raw chicken juice dripping on other foods in walk-in coolers. I'll have the burger and fries, with a side of eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww. Ain't that the shits?