Nobody ever said that victory in Kansas City was in good taste . . .
Sporting Kansas City presented with stunning MLS Cup Championship Rings by Jostens
Deets:
"Each of the Sporting Kansas City 2013 MLS Championship Rings are handcrafted in 10-karat white gold with 94 white round brilliant cut diamonds and 17 blue round brilliant cut diamonds, and weighs approximately 57 grams."
I'm not gonna get into lamenting blood diamond bling but it's important to remember that this symbol of Sporting Kansas City victory also might come at the price of some poor African kid with his arm chopped off who might not be as impressed with the only local cowtown team to play at a championship level. #staylosing
Don't be a hater. That ring is sweet!
ReplyDeleteI guess Tony feels worthless looking at his shelf of participation trophies....
ReplyDeleteDid you ever wear a jockstrap Tony?
ReplyDeleteWhat about that Nintendo or whatever you play every day in you Subterranean castle.
ReplyDeleteWonder what body part that kid lost to provide you with Grand Theft SW BLVD.
I would imagine more kids love their life in Killa City every year than kids losing arms in Africa.
But I guess it sounded good on the keyboard.
I think 7:50 was saying "more kids lose their life"
ReplyDeleteEasy to hit v instead of s as they are side by side.
You dumb fuck hipsters take note.
Fuck You 8:00
ReplyDelete"...white gold..."
ReplyDelete"...white round brilliant cut diamonds..."
That ring is RACIST!
HA
ReplyDeletemust have been designed by ALEC according to dipshit ALEC Boi.
ReplyDelete8:07 sorry, not into gay hipster sex. Go Fuck yourself. Bet your quite familiar with it.
ReplyDeleteNah, the fat ass video wizard, porn loving, basement dweller never wore a jockstrap but he has spent a lifetime smelling them.
ReplyDeleteHi im Tony, and I hate Kansas City.
ReplyDeleteThat's the only championship "football" ring KC will see
ReplyDeleteIt is a nice ring. Stop making stuff up about blood diamonds. You don't know how these diamonds were sourced. You are so jealous. Lame. You just wish you had one.
ReplyDeleteYou just want the one armed African boy roasted with some cilantro sauce served with tortillas. Tony says, my guilt tastes good. Good. Must eat my guilt and bad feelings.
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ReplyDeleteDon't forget to top that boy off with some tomatillo sauce, Tony's favorite condiment
Fuck Africa, I hope 1,000 kids died for that ring.
ReplyDeleteYou people are wrong. Good that you're the only ones that have to live with yourselves.
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