Saturday, May 17, 2014

KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Right now let's take a look at the Kansas City power players who ruled the week.

This DEFINITE LIST OF THE STRONGEST LOCALS  is quick a dirty because there's so many things to fight about coming soon . . .

SHOW-ME INSTITUTE FLEXES ON SPIKING KANSAS CITY TAXES!!!


After so many years Kansas City might now FINALLY have a new champion in the fight against constantly rising taxes. The Show-Me Institute has been gaining strength in calling out local government waste and misappropriation this week with a showdown over Burns & Mac tax breaks and constant toy train street car fact checking.

Now, a few of you d-bags claim they're paying TKC . . . And while I'd be happy to take a check from anybody at this point. NOPE, the tax fighters @ Show-Me haven't ever given this blog a dime . . . Because, obviously their anti-tax fight kinda reveals that they're cheapskates.

REALITY: BURNS AND MAC STAY WINNING KANSAS CITY CASH DESPITE SOME OBJECTIONS!!!


Sure, they took a PR hit this week but  it was nothing that TENS OF MILLIONS WORTH OF TAX BREAKS won't fix. While they might not longer be Kansas City's favorite corporate citizen as of late. . . I'm sure they'll cry all the way to the bank.

KANSAS CITY TV NEWS MEN POWER LOCAL JOURNALISM!!!


This week it's important to celebrate the winning of these TV news dudes who show us that the decline of dead tree media offers an opportunity for real journalism to move forward to television and the Internets.

Just a few examples . . . 

Ryan Kath uncovered some shocking suffering from local seniors and worked to fix the tragic situation.

Mark Alford brings his SPECIAL BRAND OF AWESOME every morning and also offered some pretty important motorcycle safety tip this week.

Eric Chaloux put the Kansas City parking hot mess on blast this week as well.

Remember, these newsies offer investigation instead of opinion and demonstrate that the future of local journalism is bright even if it doesn't involve dead trees.

ROSE BALLENTINE PROVES SHE'S THE STRONGEST FASHIONISTA IN KANSAS CITY WITH A SELFLESS GOOD DEED!!!


Rose Ballentine
has been on our radar for quite some time. She's a rising star fashion model who has graced the pages of Vogue and this week she shaved her head for the benefit of Children With Hair Loss and to demonstrate that she's beautiful both inside and out.

Michael Sam Kissing Proved To Be The Strongest Kansas City Pro Sports Distraction This Week


A sweet moment betwixt dudes brought up a great many issues that thankfully didn't have anything to do with the listless play of the Kansas City Royals or how the Chiefs basically threw away their draft picks.

And so . . .

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

22 Comments:

Anonymous said...

KC has got a fighting chance but more people have to vote. Simple as that.

Anonymous said...

ENOUGH with the faggots!

Jesus Christ Tony, do you jack off to that photo, or what?

Anonymous said...

1:45
GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU WANT ME TO HELP PRAY THE GAY AWAY.
IM THE MIDWESTERN KEN MEHLMAN.

Vaginal P.S.I. Above Atmospheric By A Large Margin said...


By the look of that broad in the first photo, you should change the title to:

KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER QUEEFS!!!

Because you just know that vag is queefing hard on every thrust.

Well-Hung Queers said...

:)

Anonymous said...

i am sure commisano made all his cusins in northeast kansas city proud

Anonymous said...

First, that "Sam" character was just another nigger, but now, he's a fucking queer too!!! Hey coon, go for the trifecta, become a Jew!

Anonymous said...

3:28 PM - Actually, he could have a sex change operation and switch teams again declaring himself a lesbian.

P Bear said...

The Bear has seen turds swirling down the toilet with more "power" than that list combined !

Anonymous said...

Tony forgot the obligatory hand job for his butt pirate Crispin Rea. No love this week tony ? Wheres your favorite juto??

Anonymous said...

Judo? that guy don't know karate!

Bwahahahahahahhahaa!

http://dailykenn.blogspot.com/2014/05/black-rascality.html said...

THIS is the truth.

http://dailykenn.blogspot.com/2014/05/black-rascality.html

Anonymous said...

I am thinking, that a POWER RANKING would include the incessant, non described, BLACK on white horrors.

You Know, Channon Christian and Christopher Newsome.

Fuck that, the bleach poured down their throats, as they watched each other fucked in the ass by blacks, is in no way a hatye crime.

The bleach poured into Channon Christians vagiana is not worthy of attention.


We get up every day, and spend TRILLIONS on blacks who hate our fucking guts, by way of Jamie Foxx (I get to kill all the white people.) and we are supposed to suck it up.

Fuck Civil Rights.

FUCK, fuck, fuck black people.

Fuck you you pices of shit-Hip-Hop gemme money---scumbag AlSharpton cunts.

Get cancer in your fucking eyes and die. Zero. Your contribution is Zero.

P Bear said...

6:51 well spoken +1

Anonymous said...

But Glazer has the answers and knows all the issues

Anonymous said...

What does the beloved Muslim community think about this?

Anonymous said...

"KANSAS CITY TV NEWS MEN POWER LOCAL JOURNALISM!!!"

And, by "power" did you mean "men whose job entails the wearing of makeup" ?

Please don't forget that none of those listed, nor their colleagues would likely go after any of Kansas City's "big fish".....why?...you ask. Because news people love to report on "guppies" in the pond, people and small businesses that have little power, money or influence. What they will NOT do, is to investigate and report on the "big fish" who wield power, money, and influence. News people don't want to rock the boat and showcasing corrupt practices among the powerful tends to create waves, waves which can crash down upon their superiors, their corporate parent, and their own lifeboat (job).

Anonymous said...

Sadly, I have to +1 with 10:54

Anonymous said...

10:54 is very coreect

Anonymous said...

Rose Ballentine gets uglier the more I see her. Fuck will have nightmares tonight.

Anonymous said...

I would sooner kiss someones ass on tv.

Anonymous said...

Sly Masterbates to that pick while he sucks Bill Georges dick!