Tuesday, May 20, 2014

KANSAS CITY TOY TRAIN STREETCAR TALKING POINTS START MAYOR SLY GOP CONVENTION 2016 FAIL BLAME GAME!!!



In an otherwise convoluted column touting the talking points of the hipsters who hang around Kansas City Mayor Sly in order to gleen consulting gigs, here's a worthwhile tidbt:

Dave Helling: "If Kansas City is dropped from convention contention, though, it’s likely streetcar boosters will point to the lack of rail transit as a reason."

The reason behind this meritless argument really isn't important because local hipsters don't really have insight into the GOP hierarchy.

The reason the GOP skipped Kansas City might also be . . .

- The historically disproportionate rate of murder and violence.

- KCMO is a Democratic stronghold that's already planning protests against Republican visitors.

- The ghost of Ronald Regan isn't going to save a political party that really needs to trick Latinos into voting against their best interests.

Kansas City GOP Insiders simply blame Mayor Sly's Chief Of Staff John McGurk and his wife for the hot mess that Kansas City's GOP 2016 Convention bid has become . . .



However, it's important to read between the lines here . . .

MAYOR SLY AND HIS PEOPLE ARE PREPARING FOR DEFEAT AND FAIL ON THEIR DOOMED GOP 2016 CONVENTION BID AND THE BLAME GAME BEGINS NOW!!!

Clearly the Mayor's peeps are attempting to get their story out there and further their eco-devo agenda while ignoring the reality that Kansas City was never a serious contender for the big-ass GOP Party.

15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Another street car blog? Good god, is there nothing else?

Anonymous said...

Yea, no foolin @837.

Think Groundhogs Day.

Anonymous said...

Rail is too slow for delegates.

Anonymous said...

Republicans don't use mass transit. Of course most Democrats don't either if they can afford a car.

Anonymous said...

Republicans are not interested in wasting money on streetcars. They prefer to waste money on senseless wars.

Anonymous said...

GOP hates green Obamaprojects like Streetcars. Helling proves once again he knows dick.

Anonymous said...

I will give him a great reason. The citizens of KCMO do not want the inconvenience and cost of the convention.

Anonymous said...

KC Playhouse Scene:
Black SUV, sporting upscale wheels and whitewall tires, piloted by Mayor James, crammed with City Council, Chamber of Commerce, Economic Development and Tourism crew inside.

It's a dark and stormy night. The scene opens as the SUV, stereo blaring "Everything's Up-To-Date In Kansas City" turns down a narrow dimly lit dead-end street littered with broken bottles, used condoms and syringes.

As the SUV approaches the dead-end, they're blocked in by a rogue elephant, and a group of well-dressed white men wearing red ties and carrying ball bats approaches the driver's window.

Mayor James gingerly lowers his window and says, "Hi guys, how's our bid looking?" To which, the leader of the group replies, "You're close, real close, there's just a few more things we'd like to have." ..... Fade to black.

In the darkness, sounds of a struggle, shouts of protest, a stampeding elephant, followed by tires squealing.

Lights slowly rise.....to reveal Mayor James and crew, now in their underwear, shoeless, without a vehicle, arguing amongst themselves. As the lights dim once more, a voice is heard to say, "Another fine mess you've gotten us into Sly!"

Anonymous said...

So we need rail service that can usher around 20,000 people at one in order to get a convention? Someone down at city hall needs to call Lyft and start kissing ass.

Anonymous said...

+1

Anonymous said...

McGurk's wife...nice work John

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is that on the left? That's quite possibly the hottest girl in KC. Goddamn! *bites fist*

Fucking politicos and their trophy wives!

Anonymous said...

She's yummy. He's a lucky guy.

Anonymous said...

I wonder why McGurk has his house for sale?