Friday, May 30, 2014

KANSAS CITY ROCKFEST TOP 5!!!



Now, we've already provided all of the relevant deets on Rockfest and the upgraded security for this weekend.

However . . . Let's have a bit of fun with the hot mess kick-off to the Summer concert season.

To wit . . .

CELEBRATE THIS KANSAS CITY ROCKFEST TOP 5!!!

Check the behind the scenes that's much more interesting than so much mainstream promo content . . .

1. Rockfest Might Be The Greatest Display Of 30 & 40 Something Boobs In Kansas City

There's a grand Internets and social media debate that pits documenting vs. experiencing the moment. Real talk . . . There are so many boobs and bad concert videos online, don't abandon your smartphone. Just be selective and please forward all the good stuff you've posted our way!!!

2. Dark Side Of Rockfest - Let's Not Pretend It's Not Powered By Meth

Something has to explain the Steel Panther fanbase.

3. Sex In The Port-A-Potties Is A Real Thing

Couples can get married @ Rockfest and the portable johns are a horrific way to consummate the union that's tragically appropriate.

One of these days, TKC will find a wife @ This festival of mullets.

4. TICKET SALES ARE SOFT...SORRY

Promoters claim they're 2,500 away from a sellout crowd. Translation: Lots of room this year for a lineup that speaks to the hard rock listening habits of of 2002.

5. Celebrate Midtown KC Diversity!!!

In the final analysis we welcome our neighborhoods from Meth Town and beyond and don't really mind if they park on the lawn. And we hope their experience is safe and fun and avoids all of the horrible things about the urban core . . .

Developing . . .

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

While I don't go to this because I don't like most of the bands, you have to admit they do a good job. Yeah, there is probably some meth there. But it's 50,000 people and nobody dies. Can you imagine if it was 50,000 black people? Hell, if it were two there would be a murder.

chuck said...

Funny stuff.

Anonymous said...

Lots of noise, lots of tits and lots of meth.

Sounds like White Trash Woodstock to me. Time to wash the cow shit off the pickup.

The Club Is Open said...

Guided by Voices at the Granada June 18.

$25 to see one of the greatest rock and roll shows in history.

Anonymous said...

Liberty Memorial is tribute to those who died fighting for freedom. Not the right place for a bunch of drunks.

Anonymous said...

9:00 the irony of your comment is probably lost on you...

August said...

I would go. But the bands suck this year.

Anonymous said...

You need to make more snarky posts like these, Tony.

Anonymous said...

People actually go to shit like this in 2014???

Anonymous said...

9:00 Big cities do stuff like this in public areas. If the grass ever gets torn up Entercom pays for it and takes care of it.

P Bear said...

Rockfest is worth going to just because the

Nig Nogs "WONT" be there. Negros don't go

around "methed up" white boys drinkin moon and

pissing on car tires.

Anonymous said...

Actually a guy died of a stroke at rockfest 2013 right in front of my 13 yr old sister. Then he was brought back to life. And do you realize they do let black ppl into rockfest? I saw plenty of them and guess what? None of them went on a psychotic murderous rampage.