KANSAS CITY ROCKFEST TOP 5!!!
Now, we've already provided all of the relevant deets on Rockfest and the upgraded security for this weekend.
However . . . Let's have a bit of fun with the hot mess kick-off to the Summer concert season.
To wit . . .
CELEBRATE THIS KANSAS CITY ROCKFEST TOP 5!!!
Check the behind the scenes that's much more interesting than so much mainstream promo content . . .
1. Rockfest Might Be The Greatest Display Of 30 & 40 Something Boobs In Kansas City
There's a grand Internets and social media debate that pits documenting vs. experiencing the moment. Real talk . . . There are so many boobs and bad concert videos online, don't abandon your smartphone. Just be selective and please forward all the good stuff you've posted our way!!!
2. Dark Side Of Rockfest - Let's Not Pretend It's Not Powered By Meth
Something has to explain the Steel Panther fanbase.
3. Sex In The Port-A-Potties Is A Real Thing
Couples can get married @ Rockfest and the portable johns are a horrific way to consummate the union that's tragically appropriate.
One of these days, TKC will find a wife @ This festival of mullets.
4. TICKET SALES ARE SOFT...SORRY
Promoters claim they're 2,500 away from a sellout crowd. Translation: Lots of room this year for a lineup that speaks to the hard rock listening habits of of 2002.
5. Celebrate Midtown KC Diversity!!!
In the final analysis we welcome our neighborhoods from Meth Town and beyond and don't really mind if they park on the lawn. And we hope their experience is safe and fun and avoids all of the horrible things about the urban core . . .
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