Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Kansas City Mark Alford Motorcycle Lessons!!!



The Mayor of Knobtown and Kansas City's most gully morning dude has some safety lessons for this town . . . Check it:

Mark Alford demonstrates motorcycle safety techniques

Worthwhile for even the most seasoned biker even if smoking a stogie might not be safe but still an important motorcycle accessory.

More in a bit . . .

21 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't the first rule of safety that your feet should touch the ground on your Street Glide? That thing must be about "cigarette package high" for his little feet to reach the pavement...

Anonymous said...

I like the Fox4 morning show but man, that guy cannot read the teleprompter. He just butchers word after word.

Anonymous said...

Good for Mark. Stay safe out there Brother -- watch those Cagers!
Sportster

Anonymous said...

Fuckin little turd.

Anonymous said...

Mark could you get to the meet of it and show us safe sex on a bike with Heather?

Anonymous said...

This guy is such an embarrassment to Fox and KC in general. He's like the drunk uncle at a family reunion that everyone tries to avoid. Why Fox doesn't boot Alford and replace him with Rob Collins is beyond me.

Anonymous said...

This is satire, right?
Please tell me that this guy is doing schtick?

Anonymous said...

He's the sole reason I can't watch 4 in the morning. I just can't handle the goofy little fucker.

Anonymous said...

I like Mark he seems like a great guy, yes he's not a top notch news anchor but I love Fox 4 news in the morning they have great personalities and the weather girls are pretty.

Anonymous said...

Alford could do a much better job with the TelePrompTer if he wasn't trying to be such an ass clown all the time. He thinks he's funny and cute. Wrong on both counts.

Anonymous said...

BREAKING!!!!

WDAF4 Morning Anchor Mark Alford was injured late Tuesday morning while driving a motorcycle on I-470. Missouri Highway Patrol accident investigators determined that he failed to swerve properly when maneuvering to avoid a deer. When contacted later by telephone, Alford reported that although he suffered minor injuries, on the bright side, he has a freezer full of venison on the way.

Anonymous said...

He clearly sucks at riding horses, maybe he will do better on riding a hog.

Anonymous said...

Anytime bogo has to work with him,she looks like she wants to puke..poor girl

Anonymous said...

That dwarf looks funny on that big ol' bike.

YouCan'tHandleTheHOG! said...

Anchor Mark Alford---A Few Good HOGS

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that HOG, you need me on that HOG. We use words like helmet, goggles, safety. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend riders. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of a car roof and then questions the manner in which I ride with the wind in my face. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a Harley and take a test-ride. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

(TV commercial for Gail's Harley Davidson coming soon)

Anonymous said...

I could have been an actor, but wound up here.....

Anonymous said...

Who is hotter Kaylee Dionne or Karli Ritter? You takin' tits? or ass??

Anonymous said...

Picture taken at Swope Park just before free zoo day Donny brook.

Anonymous said...

Mark you are a great anchor person.

Anonymous said...

I like Mark. He clearly isn't a corporate kiss ass, has his own thoughts on thing and marches to his own drummer. Too bad there aren't more independent folks in the biz instead of these fucking ass kissing clones that fill the airwaves in KC.

Anonymous said...

He is just nasty. I can't stand to look at a picture of him let alone sit and watch while listening to him talk. He's just nasty!