KANSAS CITY FREEZE OUT FRIDAY MORNING CONFIRMS DEVASTATING MAN-MADE GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE!!!
If it seems like we're running a bit slow this morning it's because TKC IS FREEZING TO DEATH in this basement and it's hard to type while wearing gloves.
To wit . . .
THE KANSAS CITY TEMPERATURES ARE IN THE 30s ON THIS MID MAY MORNING WHICH IS CLOSE TO RECORD BREAKING!!!
We bottomed out @ 37 and the frost advisory goes to 8 in the AM. Also, TKC DECLAIRES KALEE TO BE KANSAS CITY'S WEATHER HOTTIE OF CHOICE!!!
Yes, yes . . . Some d-bag deniers might point to previous cold spells in the late Spring but this is different BECAUSE KANSAS CITY WEIRD WEATHER IS THE NORM NOWADAYS which kinda confirms global climate change science. And this provides yet another reason to hate suburbanites or at least acknowledge that deniers can't even get today's local forecast right let alone bother to decipher global temperature trends.