Friday, May 16, 2014

KANSAS CITY FREEZE OUT FRIDAY MORNING CONFIRMS DEVASTATING MAN-MADE GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE!!!



If it seems like we're running a bit slow this morning it's because TKC IS FREEZING TO DEATH in this basement and it's hard to type while wearing gloves.

To wit . . .

THE KANSAS CITY TEMPERATURES ARE IN THE 30s ON THIS MID MAY MORNING WHICH IS CLOSE TO RECORD BREAKING!!!

We bottomed out @ 37 and the frost advisory goes to 8 in the AM. Also, TKC DECLAIRES KALEE TO BE KANSAS CITY'S WEATHER HOTTIE OF CHOICE!!!

Yes, yes . . . Some d-bag deniers might point to previous cold spells in the late Spring but this is different BECAUSE KANSAS CITY WEIRD WEATHER IS THE NORM NOWADAYS which kinda confirms global climate change science. And this provides yet another reason to hate suburbanites or at least acknowledge that deniers can't even get today's local forecast right let alone bother to decipher global temperature trends.

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Methinks TKC just wanted another look at Kate Upton's tootsies and teets.

Anonymous said...

GREEN is the new RED

Anonymous said...

Obama and the UN will make the world a constant 72 degrees if all the pesky non-elites would just die off and leave the place to them.

Anonymous said...

So, it is no longer global warming, but now it is global climate change?
Perhaps Kansas City is the root cause, since residents here have been saying "If you don't like the weather today, wait a day or two" for a zillion years.

Anonymous said...

Chicken Little Botello?

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/05/16/Climate-McCarthyism-the-scandal-grows said...

Total bullshit, it is always about the money you can suck out of the taxpayer for GREEN initiatives.

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/05/16/Climate-McCarthyism-the-scandal-grows

Anonymous said...

"Global Cooling" (1970s - 1980s) -- fail

"Global Warming" (1990s - 2010) -- fail

"Climate Change" (2010 -- present) -- impending fail



Chicken Little is alive and well...

Dennis Boone said...

Pleez dom;t call Tony am idiot becasu he beleeebs in climax highsteria.

That insullts troo ibiots like me.

Anonymous said...

Breaking: its noon and it's 62 degrees. Must be climate change

Anonymous said...

Keep drinking the Dem kool aid global warming bullshit.