Saturday, May 31, 2014

Kansas City Congressman Cleaver Talks Bees



Nice thought for Saturday morning from Kansas City's top ranking political power broker.

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"Each week I send out a short letter to all my Congressional colleagues, which I call my weekly civility message. They consist of stories about happenings on the Hill, lessons from childhood, and teachable moments. Today I’d like to share one with you all, an important message to ponder. Bees cannot sting and make honey at the same time."

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Congressman Cleaver's Civility Message on Bees

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More in a bit . . .

21 Comments:

Bogowith Creampies said...

Unfortunately our "bees" don't lose their "stingers" after they dump a load into their first receptacles.

Anonymous said...

Get in the fight, asshole!

chuck said...

Cleaver knows a lot about "Beesness", he owned a car wash.

Anonymous said...

Or you can run around claiming someone spit on you and called you a nigger. Of course neither of which happened, but this is civility for the dems.

Anonymous said...

Cheesedick's handlers have convinced him to say these things to direct the attention-deficit public away from obvious issues, like: Why does this dildo get re-elected?

Two words said...

East Patrol.

My Prayer For A Better World said...

Please God, give this hoodrat in a suit and tie a fatal aneurism. Soon. Please.

Anonymous said...

That is soooooo racist of Cleaver that is like saying a black man can not shoplift and eat fried chicken at the same time

Anonymous said...

I am white and love fried chicken.

Dang these posts are shallow.

Anonymous said...

Isn't this the guy who compared Republicans to Satanists?

Anonymous said...

Who knew that smegma could be piled that high?

Anonymous said...

Cleaver's claim to fame is that he's a member of the Black Caucus, which is a small minority in the minority party of one house of one thrid of the government in DC.
The furniture in Congress has more clout than he does.
We're not talking about low information voters in his case.
We're talking about NO INFORMATION voters.
But being mayor of KCMO is really great training!

Anonymous said...

For fifty years now we’ve been giving breaks to blacks, and not just Affirmative Action sinecures like those enjoyed by Ta-Nehisi Coates and the late, but equally talentless, Ms. Angelou.
We abolished federal Civil Service exams because blacks couldn’t pass them. Our colleges turn away nonblack kids so that less well-qualified blacks can be admitted.
We shower public money on bogus claimants to farm-loan discrimination. Our media observe exquisitely sensitive protocols in reporting black-on-white misbehavior, while inflating the flimsiest allegations of white-on-black misbehavior to the level of national crises.
We gut admissions exams for police and firefighter jobs so that blacks can be hired, and pay extravagant compensation to applicants who failed the un-gutted exams. We likewise gut standards for college debate, replacing structured, reasoned argument with incoherent squawking.
We have pretty much dismantled our civilization in an effort to accommodate blacks.
And still they complain.
The Ta-Nehisi Coateses, Eric Holders, and Maya Angelous seem, in their impenetrable narcissism, to hear their own voices as the groans of an oppressed race from under the iron heel of White Supremacy.
Those voices sound to me more like the whining of pampered pets.

Anonymous said...

Good one Chuck. Chuck FTW

Isn't beesness a Spanish word?

The Reverend Dr. Kingfish Jackson III said...

Street translation: Those motherfucking tight ass Republicans will not give me more money for welfare programs and use such racist dog whistle words like work, pride, self reliance and opportunity. You don't give the brothers and sisters money honkey, we will sting your motherfucking honkey cracker white ass. I am Emanuel Cleaver and I approved this message.

Anonymous said...

Tony this is the first time I have seen B's on your blog since you usually have D's and DD's.

Anonymous said...

Cleaver should listen to a video on honesty and repay the City Money on the car wash his film flam man Son stole.

Anonymous said...

The 2nd part of the speech that he often tells is that WASPs can sting often as they like and are parasites in that they inject their eggs into their paralyzed prey.

Anonymous said...

Nice fake folsy black church pastor speak (not from the bible, of course).

He has new hits like ("somebody called me nigger once walking in to vote because of Obamacare, I pinky swear") but he still brings the old hits like ("Carwash") ("Crosstown 71 traffic") when he needs to.

All in all the admission price is too steep (all those PAC dollars!) but he plays a tight set of new songs and old favorites all while dispensing crackerjack particle-board pew wisdom about not being able to do two things at once.

I went to the parking lot and noticed that a bunch of Africanized honey bees had stung their way through my window and were buzzing through my center console looking for honey

P Bear said...

Negro Grifter in a bee suit. Typical Killa City.

Reverend Reason said...

I offer this counter homily to Reverend Cleavers inspirational message:

In the country we humans live with raccoons of which we refer to as coons. We try to live in harmony with the coons and respect their habitat but they do not return the favor. They get into our porches and attics and damage them, defecate in them and have their babies. We hope their babies will learn from this and be more considerate towards their human hosts but that is not the case. Each generation of coons return to damage more house, defecate in them and have more babies. We plant a garden but the coons do not respect our poverty but destroy the garden and take from it what they want and many times not what they need. We realize the coons have families to feed so we leave out food for them but they do not appreciate it. The more food we leave out the more food they take. When we don’t leave out food, the coons become angry and do more damage. If we didn’t think the coons could do more damage, they now carry rabies and now we have no choice but to hunt them all because coons couldn’t act like humans. I still wonder why coons can’t act like humans.