Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Kansas City Brookside Neighborhood Is Great If You Don't Mind Constant Break-Ins

Inside Brookside listing reveals a really great place to live if you don't mind putting up with fear from neighbors of foot traffic from the East side: Brookside Two Story Home For Sale

Fair-play . . . There has been a break-in spike among Downtown residents as well . . .

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Just remember what Sly said about getting shot at on the highway: It's all just a part of living in a big city in 2014 USA.
And so are home invasions, house break-ins, robberies, muggings, carjackings, and even two murders every week.
It may all sound bad, but having those threats in your life is completely outweighed by the creativity and amenities of living in KCMO.
Fantasyland on the plains.

Heads Explode Like Watermelons said...

Shoot the motherfuckers in the face with a 12 gauge, using 3 inch magnum 00 Buck when they break in.

Anonymous said...

Just more proof that the right parts of JoCo are THE place to be if you can afford them. I say “the right parts,” because there are places in JoCo that are starting to draw trash from Mo and Dotte. But the places I’m referring to are not near those areas. And before you pseudo-urbanites start beating your tired, old drum about the arts and culture of KCMO and the bland, beige McMansions on cul-de-sacs, let me tell you that I will wager any day that my Ks neighborhood is better represented at the opera, symphony, art museums, etc. than your fellow urban wannabes. Furthermore, I’m blessed to live in one of, if not THE, most beautiful suburbs of JoCo, and there is a wide variety of architectural styles ranging from Tudor to colonial and Georgian to Italianate, with not a beige McMansion for miles. Add to this, excellent public schools, top notch private clubs, and first-rate protection services (police, fire, etc.) which allow my family and me to walk the streets of our neighborhood at any time feeling completely safe and protected.

elBryan said...

Break ins are spiking everywhere. A lot of this is because of the weather, and a lot of it is because kids are out of school.

The city should be proactive about these issues instead of letting them spiral out of control. Crime and schools, mayor.

Simian Choo-Choo Engineers Local 666 said...

elBryan,

Mayor Choo-Choo Chimp is too busy trying on conductor hats.

Anonymous said...

Now it's Brookside. I wonder what formerly lovely area, the niggers will destroy next. Do you suppose they'll head across the river??

Anonymous said...

What "constant break ins"?
Slow blog day TKCBS.

Anonymous said...

10:51 - Tony would answer you if he wasn't busy doing break-ins in Brookside today.

lol

Anonymous said...

5/13/14, 9:44 AM

As a resident of Brookside, and as an ex-resident of the suburbs, I can tell you one thing about break-ins, crime, etc. Nothing drives me crazier, than suburbanites crying about how safe their community is, and how "nothing like this ever happens here", when there is a rash of break-ins in their precious neighborhoods.

The simple truth is that no community is safe from crime, no individual is safe from violent crime, and it doesn't matter where you live.......YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT.

Sure, there is more of a chance of breakins if you live near downtown or near the "bad part of town", but remember, we moved from the OP surburbs to Brookside, because we were so tired of the generic sameness of our old neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

12:44 PM:

Enjoy your move to the non-generic variety: of lowlife scum surrounding you in Brookside.

Enjoy those taxes, crumbling infrastructure, piss-poor city services, and the taste of Sly's ass as well.

Anonymous said...

12:44, note that in my post I said the right parts of JoCo. Given that OP ranges from posh to pits, you may have moved from the latter, in which case the point is moot. Nevertheless, congratulations on escaping the "generic sameness" of your old area, and enjoy the sound of gunshots from your Brookside patio this summer.

White Girl Bleed A Lot said...

12:44 PM will change his tune after DeAndre, LaQuarius, Ngorabootse and Tyrone have finished the gangrape of sweet Mrs. 12:44 PM and then force him to lick it all up while is tuchus is being drilled by the "crew".

Anonymous said...

9:23--triple 000 buck.

Anonymous said...

I love Brookside but the problem with is it's proximity to Troost and all who live East of it. And your kids have to go to private school.

Anonymous said...

The Ebonic Plague spreads. Why do people put up with this shit? Why should 13% of the population be allowed to erode civilization from our cities?

Nathan Bedford Forrest III said...

Get a shotgun or as we call it back home, a nigger swatter.