Thursday, May 15, 2014

Jordan Carver And The Kansas City Workout



Jordan Carver inspires this late night collection of Kansas City evening links that are still worth a peek . . .

- Murderous Kansas City Swimming Pool Testimony: Police say man confessed to IHOP intern that he killed stepdad

- Worst Rated Pay Cable News Coverage For The Sunflower State: Chris Hayes' MSNBC show goes 'All In' on Kansas

- Northland Confession: Kansas City man found on middle school roof 'just wanted to get high'

- It's Not Really A Tragedy If This Veggie Earns Harsh Times: Asparagus disaster looms with dangerously low temperatures

- Kansas City Slugger Stands Up For Doggies: George Brett stars in new Wayside Waifs video

- Kansas City Telcom Complaints: Customer shocked by huge wireless bill after trying to switch carriers

- Show-Me Drug War Surrender To Welfare: Drug felons may soon be eligible for food stamps

And this is just the latest OPEN THREAD for tonight . . .

7 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Well that fuck Byron is a druggy and he gets food stamps.
I say we just all say fuck it and stop working and start sitting at home all day and let the government take care of us all.

Telephone Bill said...

La’Wanna

No'Thanka

Smilin' Joel Olsteen said...

Jesus these IHOP goobers really do bring the carnage don't they?

Anonymous said...

I don't go to IHOP to get Jeezus. I go for the pancakes.

Anonymous said...

Asparagus and okra. The way to get your slime without killing jellyfishes.

Anonymous said...

I knew if George grew a little hair he would look just like a sheep dog

Anonymous said...

So now we are taking care of Felons and their munchies. Lets give em gun so we can get them back in the system before they cost us too much