Sunday, May 11, 2014

Found Grandpa's Golden Ghetto Live Grenade

More proof that white people are silly and Spring Cleaning can kill you: Man finds live grenade in his basement . . . Man discovers live grenade in his Roeland Park basement

11 Comments:

P Bear said...

Roeland Park basement....had to be a fucking Mexican.

Probably illegal at that. But that's ok, blame it on a old white dude. They are a easy target.

And you wonder why SW Blvd is a blighted area !

Anonymous said...

I found a live woman in a basement in Roeland park once. I fucked her in the ass and shot my load on her tits.

Anonymous said...

Ok to me that story makes no sense. Guy is cleaning basement but story says Grandfather brought over today. Isn't this where Glazer lives and sure wasn't Stan and not a grandfather?

Anonymous said...

quick PSA:

attention, young people who are on the scene in kc nightlife:

heres a tip for you! if you want to avoid mating with dumbs, dress like a hipster. young ladies or gents who adhere to their parents fox news political views are probably well aware that greg gutfield wrote a book about how hipsters arent cool. people who think greg gutfield is a smart guy who people should trust are stupid. therefore, if you dress like a hipster, stupid people will find you unattractive. this will diminish their chances of wanting to mate with you. you will thus have smarter children.

thanks for your attention.

Anonymous said...

white people cause so much trouble.

Anonymous said...

Grandpa was always da' bomb at parties!
No one ever accused him of being a dud.....did have a temper though....could fly off the handle, release his frustration and just explode in seconds!

Cheeba said...

lol dude.

Anonymous said...

9:53, not much of a coherent post. Sounds like you are an angry little hipster. Go home hipster, you're drunk!

Anonymous said...

The grenade was left in the house by baby Lisa!

Anonymous said...

Was this one of those Roeland Park LGBT situations.

Anonymous said...

Too bad it didn't blow scott Parks' Lippz off