Monday, May 05, 2014

FEAR KANSAS CITY THRILL RIDES!!! GARRETT HAAKE QUESTIONS KANSAS CITY, KANSAS VERRÜCT WATERSLIDE SAFETY!!!



Here's an interesting reporting coming up tonight that shows an element of danger even when enjoying a bit of family fun in Kansas City, Kansas . . .

New Kansas City thrill rides bring safety questions

Deets on the thesis of the report . . .

"The premiere parks in the Kansas City metro, Worlds of Fun in Kansas City, Mo., and Schlitterbahn in Kansas City, Kan., are each debuting towering new arrivals this summer season, and each raises unique safety questions."

Also . . . There's also peril involved in witnessing middle-aged ladies and their bikinis.



Nevertheless . . .

Falling off the thing really isn't really as scary as wading in the human bacterial stew of 10K strangers.

More in a bit . . .

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Want some real danger? Just be a non Muslim and see what happens when you use the foot washing facility at the airport. Gives a whole new meaning to the words "Camel Toe".

Anonymous said...

"...wading in the human bacterial stew of 10K strangers."

That can be accomplished in Sugar Creek for much less money...just a little pot and some head-nodding to the senseless diatribe.

Anonymous said...

Shitterbahn

Anonymous said...

I cant wait im going to go down that fucker and scream real loud while cruising down. Wonder if the plaza scholars will ruin this place. They already made Worlds of Fun no more fun to go to. Cutting in line, being all loud, open displays of aggressiveness like we really were in some jungle. Just being all around rude.

Anonymous said...

you just HAD to post that pic, didn't you tony? the second one that is....

Anonymous said...

Da bruthas ruined W of Fun.

3:52 +1

Anonymous said...

Let's see, no fun at World's of Fun, the zoo, or the Plaza. KC seems like a non-fun place. Wonder how the toy train will work out?

KC Ruined By Blacks said...

Welcome To Detroit

Jim Bohannon's Unvarnished Truth said...

Folks, I've said it before on this forum and I'll say it again. Someone finds the pavement within 6 months of that sucker's ribbon cutting ... the best safety engineers in the world can't account for the kind of corn-fed liquored-up local rubes we've got in spades in this cowtown. Ain't a slide rule been invented yet that could keep one of our boys from finding rabbit hole in that fencing big enough to get through.

Oh, and I'll add a parlay on six months from opening day to the first shots fired on the shiny streetcar.

Mark 'em down friends, these bets are surefire winners... or my name isn't Jim Bonhannon.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the flame retardant in soft drinks has been fucking with peoples brains or something.

Anonymous said...

That sucka be negro-free. Bank on it.

Anonymous said...

Just a quick note if you have not gone down the slide yet. Make sure you double up on yer Depends or you will leave a trail all the way down.

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.

Anonymous said...

Garrett Haake and SHitterbaun.....two turds in a tub.

Anonymous said...

I demand 10:OO be struck from the record for lack of evidence pertaining to the woman's political orifices being unknown at this time. The rules state, "no cum guy can make lewd and lascivious remarks towards the ass, tits, face, hair of any primate parts unless they are an elected official or rumored to have had stank relations with their said public official".

Anonymous said...

Nice milf with tats.

Oedipus said...

Momma had tits like that.