FEAR KANSAS CITY THRILL RIDES!!! GARRETT HAAKE QUESTIONS KANSAS CITY, KANSAS VERRÜCT WATERSLIDE SAFETY!!!
Here's an interesting reporting coming up tonight that shows an element of danger even when enjoying a bit of family fun in Kansas City, Kansas . . .
New Kansas City thrill rides bring safety questions
Deets on the thesis of the report . . .
"The premiere parks in the Kansas City metro, Worlds of Fun in Kansas City, Mo., and Schlitterbahn in Kansas City, Kan., are each debuting towering new arrivals this summer season, and each raises unique safety questions."
Also . . . There's also peril involved in witnessing middle-aged ladies and their bikinis.
Nevertheless . . .
Falling off the thing really isn't really as scary as wading in the human bacterial stew of 10K strangers.
More in a bit . . .