Monday, May 19, 2014

FEAR THE KANSAS CITY TAQUITO SUSPECT!!!



Here's an important bit of follow-up on Northland crime and suspected assault on police . . .

KCTV5: Police: Man stealing taquitos tries to mow down officers

Deet:

"A man is accused of trying to mow down two police officers after stealing taquitos from a Kansas City area convenience store, according to court documents.

Christopher S. Kirby, 27, of Liberty, faces two felony counts of assault on a law enforcement officer and a felony count of resisting arrest. According to court documents, Kirby had an open container of alcohol, and items typically used as drug paraphernalia were found in Kirby's vehicle when he was arrested."

On the bright side, this bit of news reminds us that white superiority is a myth . . .

32 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Winner

Anonymous said...

None too tasty.

Anonymous said...

I bet his mother is so proud of that tattoo. Oh, wait - she really is - she is the skank who likely tatted him as a baby in Independence Meth Town. fuckwad

meebo said...

at least he wasn't loitering on the Plaza.

chuck said...

Dude was no doubt hanging around the pay phone picking up chicks.

Jesus.

What a fuckin tattoo. I mean Holy Shit!

Whenever I see a girl with a tattoo, I think, I gotta shot, she is capable of making a decision she will regret later.

Anonymous said...

Winner? WTF? This guy is a world class loser.

Although, you need to be fair TKC. He was stealing a taquito so that means he's probably half Mexican.

Anonymous said...

I bet he works at Labor Ready

Anonymous said...

Poor kid.he was just hungry ..

Nice one, chuck

Anonymous said...

Meth is a hell of a drug.

His proud mother said...

That boy doesn't eat the taquito, he fucks the taquito.

Odds Are said...

I'll bet he was in the National Honor Society and on the Debate Team and Chess Club in High School.

Of course, I also bet that the Royals would take the World Series in a sweep last year, as well as wagering that the voters in Kansas City would reject the White Elephant toy train.

Anonymous said...

That mofo don't look to hard,even with the silly tat.
I think there's still hope for the boy.just needs to get off the shit ..hang in there little man!

Anonymous said...

God bless this young man.I hope he gets the help he needs.
Addiction is terrible.

Anonymous said...

NO... just stupidity. And bad parenting. The Media should obtain pictures of the two breeders who raised this fine example of humankind.

Something tells me Bank of America wouldn't hire him. They don't hire people who can't speak English well either. Lesson for those who speak Spanish or Eubonics at home!

Want success? Blend in. Sometimes individuality isn't in your best interest. You dad should have taught you that over a couple beers.

Anonymous said...

I too hope he finds help with his taquito addiction.
Tkc could
Tony, you could sponsor him. That is if you're ready for help too.
And you wasent such a racist.

Anonymous said...

It's just another nigg....what?! That boy is W-H-I-T-E? How could a good, wholesome young man like that even be considered a nasty, dirty thief. Damned liberal media.

Anonymous said...

nigger meth heads come in all colors and levels of STOOOPIDITY!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wanna talk thieves...Folks still buzzin about that Gil Crockran and the mistreatment at the hands of Foreclosure attorneys from Millsap & Singer Benjamin Struby * Ann Parelkar..

This whole thing STINKS. They know they're wrong and see this fraud, but go with it...How many brain cells do you need to see this?

Looks like the man's been messed over big time. Seems Millsap & Bryan Cave Law firm got something to hide.

I saw his mortgage docs at Jackson county deeds office and it shows his house in KC & his mailing address in St. Louis, but at the same address as the house in KC.

He said his name was forged. I believe it!

These suckers know they allegedly committed fraud... Bryan Cave uptight, cause that deal behind HILLCREST BANK & all that missing loot from bad mortgage loans..

Looks like Hillcrest got more than his house loan was for, thru fraudulent wire transfers. BC told the FDIC they allegedly didn't know were the records for that missing loot went..

Looks like this is why they tried to shut this man down in the courts.. Just look at the 16th circuit & see for your self..

Looks like this Gill had multiple HUDS & other doc that point to a cool million ripped off by operatives working with Wilmington Finance/AIG Bank.

NOW HSBC, MILLSAP< BRYAN CAVE WANT TO PROTECT the CROOKS & take this Gils house.
Looks like Gil needs somebody to stop this mess.

Bet he ain't the first victim either.. Just because he found out that he'd been jacked around, then they bring in a judge from Kirksville, Mo to rule against him.. kicking it from 16th circuit to federal court.

YOU KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING THEY'RE HIDING.. NO WAY SHOULD HE LOSE HIS HOUSE behind this fraud... Disbar them all...

All you great readers need to launch a probe into why Missouri courts and the judges are getting away with allowing foreclosure attorneys to LIE & steal homes...
This mess needs to stop...NOW

Anonymous said...

Jeebuz, if idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

Sing Along! (Pretend you are in a tacky Mexican restaurant with a terrible Mariachi band crowding your table) said...

Ay, ay, ay, ay,
He's the taquito bandito
He fought with the cops
And got his ass kicked
He's now on his knees to suck some black dick

Ay, ay, ay, ay,
Pretend it's a huge black burrito...

Stevo said...

I don't like the cut of this guy's jib. Also, he deserved his ass kicked JUST for the bad tattoo.

rick james said...

Taquitos.....are a hell of a drug.

Anonymous said...

Check this out this guys stealing taco sticks & allegedly Foreclosure attorney Benjamin Struby stealing homes thru deceit.

Folks need to start attending these hearings and see what really goes on.

After seeing this Gil Crockran foreclosure by fraud it appears Benjamin Struby is allegedly a PRO at this?

16th circuit case involving a foreclosure where Ameriquest Mortgage & Deutsche Bank & Benjamin Sturby against Robert & Virginia Suppenbach in KCMO.

Judge Sandra Midkiff was the judge.

Case 0916-CV31414 dealing with fraud & unlawful detainer.
Suppenbachs complained Due Process not given.

Everyone's heard about Ameriquest being crooks & subprime loans, probally happened here too.

The filings alleged Sandra Midkiff & Benjamin Struby were acting as pirates in the performance of seizing property. They filed a motion to set aside the judgement.

People request trials and it never happens, they know the truth will come out.

Midkiff & her husband Albert Reider allegedly had some questionable property that was in the 5th district from that failed CDC. Amazing how these things work...

These governors are appointing folks that ain't right to the bench.

Allegedly, There is no intergrity and appears that the judges & attorneys make deals against homeowners.

The governor also signed a funky laws to aid the crooks in getting folks homes and this evil as hell.

All these foreclosure attorneys allegedly participate in fraud to get homes from Robo signed documents to falsifying information.

This is a game to them & lots of money $$$$ being made.

Folks vote for judges, but that's a hoax. It's the PACs of law firms keeping them in. Voters are just an after thought just a formality.

Judges & attorneys who deceive must be disbarred.


P Bear said...




.................Fucking Hipsters.............

Anonymous said...

Probably one of Tony Bones' baby daddies...

Anonymous said...

That ridiculous tattoo will pretty much ruin his chances of getting into Harvard.

Anonymous said...

Those Leawood kids ... you can spot them a mile away.

Anonymous said...

Let it be a lesson to you, kids. Your sister may be hot, but you don't need to be her sperm donor.

Anonymous said...

uh ohh... white crime... Tony puts his face in it... Black Crime, blame it on the weather?

Anonymous said...

Faces with skull bone tattoo's on the neck are fair game. And yes, this is the face of Leawood, KS!

Anonymous said...

Like the man said, evolution is only a theory.

Anonymous said...

Hes doesn't do meth I know him personally. A dumb ass yes, a piece of shit yes, a horrible father yes, but a meth head no. And his mother is a nice Lady. He was addicted to k2 which isn't much better then meth.