The weather, rain and reports of nearby tornadoes dominate Kansas City news coverage this evening.
Meanwhile . . .
THE TKC BLOG COMMUNITY RAGES AGAINST TYPICAL KANSAS CITY WEATHER NEWSIE PANIC!!!
Here's a sample . . .
"Leave your bicycle helmet on but get out of the bathtub your missing these morons trying do outdo the other slackers by trying to ad lib with an 18 word vocabulary--it is tornado hysteria even tho it is nowwhere near kc . . ."
Now, we've been sent even more messages about local weather newsie fear and loathing and they're hilarious but kinda dirty . . . So use your imagination about the TKC background chatter amid a great deal of Kansas City weather panic and promo for tornado tragedy out in the stix and at the very edge of the local viewing area.
Developing . . .
You stupid mother fucker it was right by my house.
ReplyDeleteFucking basement dwelling worthless god damn mexican.
Wtf man? Those people don't matter? Fuckin dick
ReplyDelete8:22 sounds like a hipster
ReplyDeleteYou go fuck yourself sir!!
ReplyDeleteUr outta line!
8:16 they was reporting all the power in the area was out so how the hell was you even to watch the TV?????????????????????
ReplyDeleteLook we don't need total constant coverage of nothing but repeating what they said a minute ago. Plus 4 at one time was showing you nothing but clouds shot from inside a car with the wipers on high which 5 seconds latter had you want to flop onto the floor in a fit. They can scroll across the bottom all the warnings and that is all that is needed. If the storm is that close to you get your ass in a hole and stay there till you see sunshine again.
Oh Tony come on we love dirty and this is all about freedom of speech. So hey asshole stop hogging all the funny stuff.
ReplyDeleteIt must suck to be in local TV and not work at channel 9.
ReplyDeleteask gaysak I'm sure he knows a lot about sucking
ReplyDeleteThey're masters of redundancy.
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