FEAR THE KANSAS CITY MEAT SALESMAN!!!
Take a quick look at this Kansas City scam which should further erode faith in human dignity or at least inform locals that triglycerides aren't the only costly meat by-product.
Fox4: First called a “favor,” man gets duped (for $3K) by door-to-door meat salesmen
Great detail from mainstream newsies here on a notorious Kansas City meat man scammer along with plenty of source material for the inevitable porno parody that will be only be half as sad as the original.