Saturday, May 17, 2014

DIANA KANDER OFFERS WORDS OF WISDOM TO GRADUATING UMKC KANGAROOS!!!



This one is a bit of a surprise but rather STUDIOUS AND KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS noticed something interesting amid this week of Kansas City graduation celebration.

Check it:

KANSAS CITY POWER BROKER DIANA KANDER GAVE THE COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS TO THE UMKC CLASS OF 2014!!!

Confirmed on Twitter: "What an honor to give the commencement address @UMKansasCity graduation."

We don't know what she said . . . Frankly, most graduates are too worried about getting a job to pay attention to speeches. Maybe it was a bit of advice from her new KICK-ASS biz book . . . But students would be wise to listen to her.

"DK" (as her homies call her) has an impressive list of accomplishments in Kansas City politics . . .

- She and her husband Missouri Secretary of State Jason Kander pretty much installed Mayor Sly James into office which is impressive given that the guy didn't have much community involvement prior to his election.

- At some point, she put some lady in jail during a public police sting at a political function which is just as cool as it sounds given I think that the other broad was stealing money.

- And she was smart enough to step back from the Greater Women's Political Caucus before they went all anti-man hating Crystal Williams Crazy.

Don't get it twisted . . . We're fans of Diana Kander and glad to see that she's helping advise the next class of local leaders from our beloved City College.

25 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Did she talk to the graduates about her views on unsolicited bulk email?

Anonymous said...

a hand job from Dana would be nice!

Anonymous said...

Let's get this straight once and for all. You work for us Tony. We're the boss. Your readers. So, you may be a fan of Diana Kander, for whatever reason you kiss the Kanders asses.

Otherwise the Kanders could jump off a cliff and won't be missed by plenty of people.

Anonymous said...

7:54 you are missing the point

Anonymous said...

I hope the Kanders don't breed. The world already has enough evil and corruption in it as it is.

Anonymous said...

7:54 be nice to Tony, you know all men who live in Moms basements have their stable of women they jack off to all the time and DK is one of those women for Tony. She is sort of cute if you're into moon pie faces.

Anonymous said...

Kauffman Foundation is ethically challenged and corrupt. Name one thing people have gotten in the way of benefits from this clique.

CG said...

I would like to fuck a man in the ass with a strap on while he is bent over sucking a nother man..just my fantaseee.i kinda like to see the same sex go at it some time.

Anonymous said...

7:59 too late

Anonymous said...

Crap is that true 8:10?

Anonymous said...

Nice pun 8:12!

Anonymous said...

Installing Sly should be a hanging offense.

Anonymous said...

She's a Russian don't forget.

Anonymous said...

Has Beth forgiven her?

Anonymous said...

Who is Beth and what happened?

Anonymous said...

Cat fight?!

Tony said...

"Let's get this straight once and for all. You work for us Tony. We're the boss. Your readers."

Blow me. If that was true, even for a second, I wouldn't blog.

It's the Internets, Al Gore is boss.

Anonymous said...

When the source of your business success I'd politics, you've had political success not business success. The fact that the Kaufman Foundation seems to not understand this in Diane's case is concerning. It breeds further Kansas City styled corruption as others see that this is the way to succeed in KC.

Anonymous said...

I like the Kanders.

Anonymous said...

It breeds further Kansas City styled corruption

You said a mouthful there!

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck DIANA KANDER in her ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.

Anonymous said...

She is the commencement speaker? Lame

Anonymous said...

So will the law school grads be ready to practice law in a KANGAROO court?

P Bear said...

Bear logic has it that UMKC graduates come from KCMO school district....therefore....UMKC graduates are indeed Kangaroos.

A UMKC diploma would be worth less that one from Harrisonville High School.

But those Kangaroo lawyers in those Kangaroo Courts.....beware.

Anonymous said...

Hate to agree with P. Bear but he ain't joking on that one