Friday, May 30, 2014

BREAKING!!! DOG POOPING ON PLANE FORCES KANSAS CITY AIRPORT STOP!!!



Here's an important Kansas City Airport note that brings to mind our illusion of safety above the not-so-friendly skies of this cowtown . . .

KCTV5: Dog pooping on plane forces diversion to Kansas City's airport

Deets . . .

"A service dog had to go. And go again. And by the time the dog was done relieving himself, the noxious smell forced a passenger jet to make an unscheduled stop at Kansas City International Airport for a cleanup on aisle one."

And somewhere in here is the key to luring more people to Kansas City WITHOUT having to build a brand new MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR airport.

Developing . . .

19 Comments:

Talk about a stench said...

The dog was dropping Obamas all over the place!

Anonymous said...

It's not enough people get a Handy Cap placard for parking when they don't need it. Now they have to have a goddam dog shit all over every vacation!

That acrid smell said...

I think the dog was lifing its leg and taking a bunch of Pelosis too!

The truth of the matter said...

What the dog was doing is nothing short of what the liberal democrats have been doing on the public for years.

Anonymous said...

The KCPD Swat team was called to the airport where the dog scared the shit out of them and was subsequently killed.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't the TSA officers see that the dog was carrying crap?

RealTKCHeadlines said...

BREAKING!!! TKC POOPING ON INTERNET FORCES INTERNET INTELLIGENCE STOP!!!

The dog was campaigning for Hitlery Clinton said...

and was just giving sample of what that evil bitch will do to the U.S.A. on a daily basis.

Anonymous said...

Breaking? This happened two days ago.

BREAKING!!! ANGRY WHITE MALES STILL SEIZE EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO VOMIT THEIR HATE!!! I HAVE A GREAT WEBSITE!!!

Anonymous said...

Bow Wow said: When you gotta go you gotta go.

Anonymous said...

Comments on this one item are a pretty good capsule summary of the quality of extreme right/christofascist thinking, if that's the correct word, in this part of the country.

Anonymous said...

No 6:08, what you are hearing is the bellering and braying of the white male dinosaurs stuck and sinking in the tar pits wondering why the world is changing and they cannot stop it, won't me long and they will be gone.

Anonymous said...

@608 and 620, some will migrate to Alabama and Arkansas and live out the end of their gene pool in a mobile home on cider blocks watching NASCAR.

Anonymous said...

All these weird anti white comments are always self hating liberal tight pants 501 hipsters.

You have no street cred, take off that scarf.

Anonymous said...

Typical. What is Kansas City nationally know for???? Stopping to clean up dog shit. They should have mentioned the airport cluster fuck and the train to no where boondoggle.

Anonymous said...

This would have NEVER happened on a
Capt. Oveur piloted plane!

Anonymous said...

If anyone has excess shit, even on an airplane, just bring it to Kansas City! The shit dump of the plains..

Anonymous said...

In the midst a massive brain fart Mayor Sly immediately wired the Chairman of the GOP asking if members of the Republican party would stop in KC just to take a shit on their way to Dallas.

Anonymous said...

Our mayor looks like a huge black shit dump with a bow tie on!