Monday, May 05, 2014

BEGGING THE QUESTION: ARE KANSAS CITY HOBO PANHANDLERS GOING INSANE?!?!



Quick warning to locals and kind of a fact check on our Kansas City tourism industry.

CHECK THIS REPORT OF KANSAS CITY HOBOS GOING INSANE AND GETTING INTO AGGRESSIVE PANHANDLING!!!

KSHB: Police say panhandlers getting more aggressive

Deets:

"We get complaints that a motorist isn't willing to give money. And the panhandlers will stand in front of vehicles and actually even beat on the cars if they're not willing to give," KCPD Master Patrol Officer James Schriever said.

"Once they're done asking for money, police said many panhandlers will go to any number of outdoor spots to sleep through the night.

"Schriever said many panhandlers will end their day in outdoor homeless camps across the city. Police are not only issuing citations, but fencing off homeless camps to try to cut off access."

Our advice is to avoid local hobo confrontation at any cost and maybe throwing a few dimes is a nice way to get out of going to Church.

More in a bit . . .

20 Comments:

Anonymous said...

If we had touted or homeless camps we would have gotten that Republican convention. Damn dummies!

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to tell them the streetcar will be FREE. In fact, in Sly's KCMO, everything is free, including building apartments, hotels, and grocery stores.
Government in KCMO is like maxing out your credit card just before Christmas and hoping that January never comes.
Just have to hang in there until after the election and then blame what happens on somebody else.

Anonymous said...

I like to throw a bill or two out the window and let the wind swirl it across traffic and watch to see what takes place next. Interesting sometimes.

Anonymous said...

lolz

Anonymous said...

Come on, you stupid motherfuckers. Go ahead and get aggressive, you'll sooner or later meet someone like me, who'll clean your dumbassed clock. Fuck you, get a job, BUM!

Anonymous said...

We'll have world class Hobo's once the toy train is running.

Anonymous said...

Fuck the train tip the bums!

Anonymous said...

Fucking magnets how do the work anyway?

P Bear said...

Hobo Panhandlers.....LMFAO..... just Hipsters with their credit cards cut off by their parents. Bringing their new world ideas to Killa City.

Fuck, you can't make this shit up. This blog should be made into a fucking comic book series.

Anonymous said...

Jesus... Don't give El Bryant any ideas.

Anonymous said...

If I lost my inheritance gambling I would just shoot myself.

Anonymous said...

This has been happening for a long time. There is an ordinance against aggressive pandhandling but like usual, the police do not want to take five minutes to write the ticket and/or 15 minutes to arrest a bum that will stink up the wagon......if a wagon is available which they rarely are. All that fucking money that goes to the PD and they can't buy a few mire paddy wagons.

Anonymous said...

The article says police are NOW stepping in and issuing citations. I call bullshit. Release the numbers. Second of all it's been a law and a problem for a long time. Why NOW?

Anonymous said...

I have pepper sprayed them. If someone comes up to my window demanding money, I call that robbery. I am not kidding here. Its a huge safety issue. If these people come up on you and demand money or prevent your freedom of movement, you just hose them down with some pepper spray and they disappear into the bushes, screaming.

Anonymous said...

God Bless The Kansas City Fire Fighters. Our First Line Of Defense!

Anonymous said...

Hell, they're our ONLY line of defense!

Anonymous said...

It would be cheaper to pay the panhandlers than it would be to put in the streetcar. Of course, putting in the streetcar is just paying a different bunch of panhandlers.

Anonymous said...

Jerry on the Plaza only wanted a down payment on a cheeseburger.

Anonymous said...

Jerry will be missed.

P Bear said...

Did something happen to Mazer ?

The Bear hired that motherfucker to clean up a back yard of a rental house in mid-town. Came by to check on him and he had run two dogs out of their dog house and was asleep in the fucking dog house.

Kicked his worthless ass out of the yard, didn't give his a penny. Two years later, walking across the street in Boulder Colorado and hear "Bear, hey Bear", turn around and the little waddling fat fucking panhandler comes running at me like Tony on a fresh ground beef burrito.