WHICH KANSAS CITY TELEVISION NEWS STATION STAYS WINNING SWEEPS?!?!
We love Kansas City sweeps season because our TV news friends get a bit more nervous and the local content get weirder . . .
Here's a look at just a few Kansas City stories OBVIOUSLY timed for sweeps from top competitors . . .
TKC favors LIFE FOR POT from KCTV5 because it allows a voyeristic look into some poor d-bag's misfortune but then offers hope that weed might one day be legal and this guy wasted away in the can for the equivalent of selling bubble gum: Missouri man serving life for pot prays for clemency
KMBC Can't Go Wrong With Hardcore Porn Reporting: Woman fights for revenge porn laws after ex posted nude photo online
NBC Action News Hopes That A Clever Title And Scared Ladies Lead To Ratings Success: Woman: 'Raytown Romeo' conned me out of $9K
Those lucky enough to have DVRs can watch all of these stories . . .
OR . . .
Better option . . .
Freeze frame the TV and whisper sweet nothings to Kalee Dionne.
More in a bit . . .