Wednesday, April 23, 2014

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! TOP 5 REASONS NEW JJ'S @ LOCATION PLAZA VISTA WILL FAIL!!!



The biggest happy news in Kansas City today was the grand reopening of JJ's across the street from where the place blew up about a year-ago.

It's not really important to the lives of most locals but the event is another one of those silly instances where Kansas City civic leaders can claim progress for this cowtown.

To wit . . .

LET'S SPOIL THE CELEBRATION WITH THE TOP 5 REASONS THE NEW JJ'S LOCAL WILL SUCK AND THEN FAIL!!!

All of these assertions are backed up by KANSAS CITY INSIDER AND OFF THE RECORD comments by the way . . . Locals are too nice to mention these tidbits using their own name but anybody familiar with this crowd will recognize the chatter.

Check it:

Violent Teen Flash Mobs Drive The JoCo Crowd Away From JJ's And The Country Club Plaza

Earrings On Dudes Aren't Cool Anymore

The Crew @ Polsinelli Is Getting Older And Don't Like To "Rum & Coke" Party As Much As They Once Did

Plaza Vista Is Cursed

JJ's Was Pretty Much About To Go Out Of Biz Before The Blow-Up

For these reasons and so many more, we wish the Crew @ JJ's the best but realize that recovering after a blowout is harder than it seems.

Developing . . .

24 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't hate TKC. Place is going to be EPIC!.

Snap, Crackle and Pop said...

Isn't that the place where their latest house specialty is Crispy Dyke?

Anonymous said...

Dude, over the line.

She wants to be Frank with you said...

If they are going to have women working there who have snatch on their breath they will at least need to take tuna and anchovies off the menu.

Johnny C. said...

Old place was a rat hole, new place is a tomb.

Anonymous said...

Why aren't you just a regular ray of sun shine TKC.

Anonymous said...

lolz

Anonymous said...

@5:31 - You make me laugh. u will burn in Hell.

Anonymous said...

Be happy it's not another Jimmy Johns Salmonella Sandwich joint.

Anonymous said...

I love JJ's. Great news.

Anonymous said...

JJ's sucks.....only douche bags will be in the place. Politically correct posers will love the place.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it will be a new hangout for the KCFD.

Bring The Kids! said...

Opening night live show at JJ's:

Nailtechwhore Pegs The Silverback

Two Shows - One at 9:00 PM & One at 11:00 PM

Anonymous said...

5:40, no, they will need to leave those ingredients ON the menu to mask the odor - that way management could have plausible deniability. But I'm with ya.

Anonymous said...

posers or poseurs?

Anonymous said...

There will be no more violence in kc..you didn't hear? Jean has had it!

Anonymous said...

Ill go there if they have a ban against hipsters. You could weed a lot of them out through a certain dress code. Tell the public that EVERYONE is going there...it will make it "less cool" to go to them.

Just like the toy train. Hipster will rush and flock to ride it. Take selfies and post it on instagram with a bunch of stupid hashtags. Then they will quickly shy away from it, or ride it in secret once a lot of people have had the chance to ride it.



Anonymous said...

Hipsters are like itchy nuts. They need to be aired out and washed.

Anonymous said...

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!

Anonymous said...

Last two posts lmfao

Anonymous said...

Will they have:

Fire-grilled specials?
Smoked Meat?
Seared Tuna?
Burnt Ends?

TKC=Sad Clown said...

If there is a party, count on TKC to poop it!

Anonymous said...

It's either JJs or the Rough Trade down at Trio.

Old White Guy said...

I've lived around KC most of my life, and I had never heard of JJ's before the explosion and fire.