TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! TOP 5 REASONS NEW JJ'S @ LOCATION PLAZA VISTA WILL FAIL!!!
The biggest happy news in Kansas City today was the grand reopening of JJ's across the street from where the place blew up about a year-ago.
It's not really important to the lives of most locals but the event is another one of those silly instances where Kansas City civic leaders can claim progress for this cowtown.
To wit . . .
LET'S SPOIL THE CELEBRATION WITH THE TOP 5 REASONS THE NEW JJ'S LOCAL WILL SUCK AND THEN FAIL!!!
All of these assertions are backed up by KANSAS CITY INSIDER AND OFF THE RECORD comments by the way . . . Locals are too nice to mention these tidbits using their own name but anybody familiar with this crowd will recognize the chatter.
Violent Teen Flash Mobs Drive The JoCo Crowd Away From JJ's And The Country Club Plaza
Earrings On Dudes Aren't Cool Anymore
The Crew @ Polsinelli Is Getting Older And Don't Like To "Rum & Coke" Party As Much As They Once Did
Plaza Vista Is Cursed
JJ's Was Pretty Much About To Go Out Of Biz Before The Blow-Up
For these reasons and so many more, we wish the Crew @ JJ's the best but realize that recovering after a blowout is harder than it seems.
Developing . . .