Wednesday, April 30, 2014

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY REAL TALK: INTERNETS HIPSTER RIDE SHARING IS RACIST!!!



This morning an important perspective was sent our way that really looks at the big picture when it comes to a recent Kansas City transit hot mess.

To wit . . .

CHECK OUT A KICK-ASS KANSAS CITY DENIZEN CALLING OUT INTERNETS RIDE-SHARING RACISM!!!

We don't reveal our sources but, in fairness, we will acknowledge that this is a missive from a (really cool) white guy . . . Take a look:

"TKC, let's face it. The new ridesharing LYFT thing is for dumb white people afraid to ride the bus.

"Have you heard of any minority population people loving this service?

"White people in major cities ride buses all the time, even as transfers to the subways. Only in Kansas City do we have a bunch of white idiots afraid to ride a bus. Then these same kind of people want the city to spend half a billion dollars to mimic bus transportation routes on rails instead of tires. This lyft thing is just as ridiculous."

Also, TKC is suspicious of the service if only because I think the handlebar mustache is some kind of hipster secret code that has something to do with gentrification.

Developing . . .

24 Comments:

Anonymous said...

nothing to fear whitey, its mostly black passengers attacking black bus drivers in Killa city

Anonymous said...

I thought it was a porn star mustache.

Anonymous said...

Why would you want to ride with blacks? All they do is cause problems.

Anonymous said...

On top of that, they stink, they're lazy and violent, they steal and oh yeah, they're just niggers!

Anonymous said...

Lyfts just another tech company headed by sociopathic investors that will sell us all down the river at some point. Same ol same ol.

seanot said...

If the bus service in this town offered transportation in any sort of timely fashion, your source might have a point. Otherwise, not so much.

Anonymous said...

Most embarrassing 3 blocks was riding the bus

Anonymous said...

I hereby decree that anyone caught not wearing a KC Chiefs, KState/KU/Mizzou item will heretofore be referred to as a "hipster."

Just who do these folks think they are, caring about things other than the games played by strangers?

Signed, Cornfed and Braindead in the Heartland

Anonymous said...

Is Gentrification a bad thing?

Even decent black folks HATE niggers said...

Hahahahaha!!! (really cool) white guy is just a stupid nigger lover/enabler jus waiting to be killed, mugged, or have his Iphone stolen an bitch slapped back into his fantasy wu wu world of peace , love, and unicorns. WAKE UP silly bitch boi this IS Killa City run over by stooopid, violent, niggers jus waitin to keep it real fo yo pansy craka ass!

Anonymous said...

My drive to work: 15 minutes by car. My ride to work on the bus: 85 minutes with two transfers.

Really a time saver there.

Anonymous said...

Whadi wanna kno...is when yall peckerwoods gonna get up off sum mo dem Free Zoo days?

Anonymous said...

The bus can't get me to visit my parents in 15 minutes, Lyft can. I can't imagine the length of time it would take me to get from Brookside to North of the River on a bus.

Let Lyft live!!!

Anonymous said...

What does LYFT cost the city? How much in PIAC funds are they demanding?

Anonymous said...

I'd like to ride the dude with the stache in the pic!

Anonymous said...

Remember David Johnson's famous quote "only poor people ride the bus".

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck wrote that shit, Al Sharpton? Anyone would rather ride one on one rather than the bus.....except for a street thug looking for targets. Fucking dumb ass racist. When was the last time your black mayor rode the bus?

Anonymous said...

Heck you might be sitting on da bus right next to the world famous KC Samurai Negro fried chicken thief and not even know it.

He is like DB Cooper. He was never found.

Maybe Sly should start a "Ban da Blade" movement and leave the guns alone.

Anonymous said...

African Americans hate riding the bus more than whites because they know how bad it is.

They live it.

Anonymous said...

This is a pay as you go organic taxi service available to any color that has green

So who is the brainiac that can prove this off market taxi service is racist.

Kiss Ma Ass said...

Mogilla Gorilla rides in the city car with a driver and has a State Trooper body guard with a GUN!!!!!! SHOCK!!!!!! Hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

your drivers on lyft have a facebook page so you can select the white drivers. that seems subtle anti-immigrant considering a lot of somalis drive in this city

Anonymous said...

lyft should send out free mustaches to anyone requesting one. with enough people driving with staches (which isn't a crime) the police and reg industries wouldn't know who was lyft and who wasn't

Anonymous said...

I don't want a Somili driver and it is not because he is black, anti white, muslim or chews Kot.

It is because they hijack and steal as a national culture.

PRETTY CLEAR HUH???

2:35 PM...dim wits are to read this blog and not post...ok?