Thursday, April 03, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY ANTI-CRIME ACTIVIST ALONZO WASHINGTON COULD GO PUBLIC WITH GANG SET NEWS!!!



Kansas City anti-crime activist Alonzo Washington might soon reveal an important behind-the-scenes trend in this current wave of youth violence.

Still, Mr. Washington struggles with offering unwanted to publicity to local gang sets . . .



Now . . .

MR. WASHINGTON IS FOCUSED ON HELPING CURB KANSAS CITY YOUTH VIOLENCE GIVEN RECENT PLAZA FLASH MOB AND ZOO FREE DAY DISASTER!!!

Even the mayor doesn't want to acknowledge the dangerous potential of the days ahead but thankfully Mr. Washington is working to BUILD COOPERATION WITH POLICE in order to prevent violence before it happens.

Developing . . . 

24 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Then we shouldn't be paying aim 4 peace.

Anonymous said...

Oh so superman knows the names and areas they operate out of? Shouldnt the police be cracking down with that kind of info?


Just go round them up. Do some raids.

Anonymous said...

The operative word here being "could."

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! PEACOCKS COULD FLY OUT OF ALONZO WASHINGTON'S ASS TOMORROW!!!

Now you know how language can be twisted around to make a deceptive point.

Anonymous said...

And knowing is half the battle!

Anonymous said...

Alonzo is an idiot. He has been the caped crime fighter for years. Not doing much good. Actually, has he done anything?

chuck said...

What the fuck is a "Gang Set"?

Lawn furniture made my lil Wayne?

WTF...

Anonymous said...

It has to do with croquet.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I'm with Chuck on this one. I'm a middle aged white guy who lives in the 'hood and I have no fucking idea what a gang set is. When I think gang set, I think full frame .45 in my belt and a .380 in my front pocket. You know, dressing for a night at the plaza.

Anonymous said...

Garbonzo be griftin' again. Playing games.

Anonymous said...

Double-naught jackass.

Anonymous said...

I like the Alonzo Human Face On Teen Flash Mobs At The Plaza thing he's doing.

Anonymous said...

With connections like that, he could have got Desean Jackson to the Chiefs.

Anonymous said...

Shoot them on sight

Hater Troll said...

A gang set is a space that is defined as the area within a neighbourhood where certain gang members come together as a gang.


Yes I am a hater internet troll.

P Bear said...

What the fuck is wrong with the fucking nut job nigger? He is a crime fighter about like I am Black Panther....stupid fucking jungle bunny.

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Anonymous said...

"I don't want to add to their popularity"
Bet his ego doesn't mind!

Anonymous said...

I seriously hope you are referring to the MARVEL SuperHero "Black Panther", as opposed to the radical activist group from the 1960's, in which case "kudos" for quite possibly the COOLEST and most kick-ass comment in here, EVER. :)

Anonymous said...

Black Panther (comics) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Panther_(comics)

Anonymous said...

There is a gang set right across the street from me and I am constantly telling police about it and they do nothing.

Anonymous said...

Don't make your business their business and you won't get your house burned down grandpa.

Anonymous said...

Tony and Alonzo play pin the tail on the donkey with their weiners.

Anonymous said...

I dunno, man. Usually, urbandictionary.com is my guide to everything ghetto. But it ain't never heard of gang sets. Still pretty good for looking up new names for sex acts seldom performed outside of zoo cages.

Anonymous said...

Gangs are no good. Lock them up.