Monday, April 14, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KICK-ASS INSIDERS CONFIRM: RAMPANT METRO VIOLENCE KILLED KANSAS CITY CHANCES TO HOST GOP CONVENTION 2016!!!



This afternoon the consensus among Kansas City Insiders is that this recent metro shooting is the final nail in the coffin of this town's bid to hose the Republican National Convention In 2016.

Fact:

THE KANSAS CITY METRO IS MIRED IN DEADLY GUN VIOLENCE MORE THAN ANY OTHER CITY ON THE 2016 GOP CONVENTION LIST!!!

Moreover . . .

MAYOR SLY JAMES CASUALLY DISMISSED LOCAL HIGHWAY SHOOTINGS BUT WOULDN'T DARE DISMISS THE INTERNATIONAL IMPACT OF RECENT HATE CRIME KILLINGS IN THE KANSAS CITY METRO AREA!!!

We'll have more on that later but here's another fact to provide some context to recent local hateration . . .

NAZIS AND OTHER HATE GROUPS RECENTLY DEMONSTRATED ON THE JACKSON COUNTY COURTHOUSE STEPS SO IT'S OBVIOUS THESE HATERS PRESENT A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER THROUGHOUT THE KANSAS CITY METRO AREA!!!

Remember our blog community was FIRST to stand up to Nazi hateration @ 12th & Oak.

In an ironic twist, the political elite have failed to properly address Kansas City area crime and now that decision has cost them what could have been a major coup.

Developing . . .

47 Comments:

Anonymous said...

GOP would stay far away from KC if they were smart. TKC doesn't even mention all of the union and lgbt groups that were planning protest against the Republicans.

Anonymous said...

Blame it on the bear. He must be from Dallas.

Anonymous said...

A Nazi Bear from Dallas ? LMFAO.

elBryan said...

Crime and schools. Can't say it enough. We can have the nicest transit system in the world but if people feel unsafe or have no where they can send their kids to school, we're throwing our money away.

Priorities, Mayor. When are you going to listen?

Anonymous said...

321+1

CH said...

I never thought the convention had much chance of coming here but now there's just now chance. Tony is right on one fact that's easily confirmed, of all the cities on the list KC is the only one that keeps making news for local violence.

Anonymous said...

Sly is a such a buffoon. Why doesn't somebody run against him?

Anonymous said...

your insiders don't exist. Congratulations on your new status, laughing stock.

Anonymous said...

So the convention is coming?

Doubtful.

RealMenDontWearSkinnyJeans said...

Why would they want to come to KC anyway? Its not big enough, and the mayor is clearly a big fan of Obama, and very anti second amendment.

You have the plaza problem too. How embarrassing would that have been if the convention was going on and a bunch of visitors went to the plaza for dinner and drinks and then the mobs come. Pushing people into fountains, fighting in the streets, blocking traffic, knocking food off patio tables running by, etc.

Rapes in one of the high schools recently. School district with no accreditation. high crime in general. A growing hipster population that knows nothing about global events, and could care less about anything not related to: bowties, colored skinny jeans for males, and high rent apartments in poor neighborhoods.

Kansas City may have a few cool buildings that you can visit all in just one day, but its the culture at city hall and beyond that is eating the city alive.

Meebo said...

I am not sure Kc ever had a shot but this seals the fate of KCMO.

We don't need the Republicans anyway. Convention business is over rated. We would spend more money than we would make.

Anonymous said...

ha ha, yet even more comments deleted. Free Speech Zone my ass.

Don't like being called a laughing stock Tony? Get used to it.

Anonymous said...

What kind of soup is made with "laughing stock"?

Anonymous said...

But the GOP LOVE guns.

The Klan and culture of hate is their base.

Why would the GOP run from that?

We can resurrect Reagan at Whitney Kerr's polluted biotech park from DNA left during his 76' convention stay.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 4:13

Your precious comment attacking Tony was not deleted.

Anonymous said...

4: 29 Stupid

Anonymous said...

Where are all of the pledges from KC's wealthy families to solve the crime problem? Forget the GOP. If they came, the problems would still be here when they went home! Could Sly guarantee there would be NO watermain breaks during the four days? No black on black crime? No one using a racial slur in TKC?

Not likely. Adios Fat Cats!

Anonymous said...

BC you believe everything TKC says... Buffoon lol?

Anonymous said...

You can blame the idiot in Overland Park all you want, but the violence in Kansas City is totally and completely due to niggers!! Yes, niggers! Trying to blame this shit storm on anyone else is an exercise in futility!!

Anonymous said...

Get off Tony's nuts, Byron.

Anonymous said...

Byron is a typical lying libtard. He promised to leave TKC after his brother Mark was no longer Mayor. Yet he's still here.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 4:43

That isn't true. Not all of the suspects are black, & not all of the victims were black.

Asshole 4:55

Get off Tony's nuts, yourself. Your hateful comment wasn't deleted. I know how important that is to you, because you MUST have an outlet for your hatred.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Asshole 4:57

You're a typical Rethuglican. You want me to go away because I'm not a racist hater like you. You use this lame shit about me promising to go away. That was just a throw away to DumbFunk Flunky (who clearly was you) to get him to STFU about his silly notion that this 'free speech zone' doesn't apply to me.

As someone noted, yesterday. A tragic hate crime that's resonating around the world manifests itself here as "all the N word guys ganging up on Byron". Gee, does anyone really need to wonder why they do this?

Again, my avatar is most appropriate.

Anonymous said...

Your avatar is you checking to see if you cleaned your ass. Sniff, sniff, lick

Anonymous said...

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?

PLEASE STOP DODGING THIS ISSUE? DO YOU USE A BIDET OR JUST DO IT TWICE AS LONG?!?!?!

Byron Funkhouser said...

What is your name?

Please stop dodging this question.

Jim Broski said...

Shut up idiots!

KC is down the shithole and this blog is worried about some stupid convention. WTF?

Anonymous said...

The convention won't come here because we don't have a shiny new streetcar and an inconvenient new airport terminal.

Anonymous said...

City Hall said ignore the Nazis and They will go away!

Anonymous said...

Riff raff keeping the riff raff out.

Anonymous said...

So Tony, no convention in Kansas City. Does that mean you will not be Jordan Carver's baby daddy?

Anonymous said...

Byron, rethuglican? Really? Do you claim to be a professional?

Please stay in WV. We dont need immature liberals around here. We have enough ignorance as it is.

Anonymous said...

Who cares, Johnson County subjects us to enough brain dead conservatives already, we didn't need more.

Anonymous said...

MY BULLSHIT Meter is ringing like crazy. KC did not loose the convention over recent violence. KC never had the convention because it collectively can't get that it is just another little Midwestern pissant town along I-70 and not the KC of the 60's and 70's. The days of convention, sin city, party city, hellalota fun are long gone. Let's build some more pet projects that would not attract a fly and have a good cry.

Anonymous said...

you trolls are dumb as shit.

Google:

"Dallas Shooting"

"Cleveland shooting"

"Cincinnati shooting"

"Las Vegas shooting"

What a bunch of fucking rubes you suburban pansies are...FEARFEARFEAR!!!!!!!!OMG SCAREY!!!!

Meanwhile, violent crime in KC is WAY FUCKING DOWN!

Anonymous said...

8:26 has been hiding under his pet rock for the last 10 years.

Anonymous said...

It's always particularly comical to see the comments about how awful all the "suburbanites" are.
84% of people in the metro DON'T LIVE IN KCMO.
And half the residents of KCMO live north of the river, which more closely resemble Overland Park than Brookside.
People live where they want by choice, so you have to sort of ask yourself why they make the choices they do.
And downtown KCMO is NOT an urban environment for anyone other that someone who's come to town from a rural community.
To each his own, but facts are stubborn things.

Anonymous said...

Byron, we want you to be a man and live up to your promise to fucking leave. Remember?????

Byron Funkhouser said...

I want you to be a man & tell me your name?

You assholes call me a libtard, a sheep shagger, & a child molester, & then you're all self-righteous about me using the term Rethuglican!

I did leave, asshole, & now I'm back, asshole. When are you going to be a man, & tell the truth about why you are stalking me?

Anonymous said...

My name is Joel Wiggins. Would you like the opportunity to call me asshole or coward to my face? I didn't think so.
I am not speaking for 9:28.

Byron Funkhouser said...

My name is Byron Funkhouser. Yes, Joel, come to West Virginia & I'll call you an asshole & a coward to your face. You'll need a chair to stand on. I'm too old to bend over just to look at worms.

Anonymous said...

MEANWHILE back on topic from the endless bullshit Byron back-and-forth,,,

3:54 nailed it!

Byron Funkhouser said...

Sorry, 1:18, but as you can see, I have a large fan club, hanging on my every word, & I have a lot of free time on my hands.

I was staying up to see the eclipse, but clouds are in the way.

3:54 makes some good points, but the bullshit about hipsters is, well, bullshit.

Walt from Plano said...

Kansas City may be getting the GOP Convention. Word from the RNC is that the Jewish Center killer was a front man for the GOP and was up in KC stirring the base before the convention. It seems many in KC think GOP voters are gunslinger, KKK supporting, Chuck Norris clones.

The other side of the story is.... Why would the GOP bring their convention to a city full of idiots that choose to blame a fictional polar bear for the shootings of innocent people? Someone on this blog accused this bear character of being from Dallas, sent to Kansas City to derail their chances of getting the convention. You people are really bat shit crazy up there. You dimwits choose to blame a guy from West Virginia and a fiction of someone's imagination for everything that happens in your backwoods little stink hole. Perhaps next time before you write something stupid, look in the mirror at the reflection of a clown. Yes, that is you in the mirror.

Anonymous said...

That is good 5:17. Real good.

Anonymous said...

5:17 damn cold guy. Do you work for the Chiefs?

Anonymous said...

PLEASE! Please don't feed the attention-seeking sheep shagging troll.