Saturday, April 19, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! CHECK THE EARLY KANSAS CITY MAYOR AND COUNCIL ELECTION REPORTS!!!



This week the first round of Kansas City election fundraising reporting came through . . . Here's a quick look at the highlights with a translation of what the cash means at the outset of these races . . .

First . . .

TAKE A LOOK AT MAYOR SLY AND ALL OF THE CITY COUNCIL INCUMBENTS BUILDING THEIR BANKROLLS!!!



Remember that it's never too early to start collecting cash and the incumbents always have the advantage in local politics.

Here's the list of CASH ON HAND and the end of the 1st Quarter . . .

Mayor Sly James: $323,823.76



With MORE THAN A QUARTER OF A MILLION BUCKS and no major challengers on the horizon . . . Mayor Sly makes it clear that he rules the local political scene with this impressive report that features donations from all of the local movers and shakers.

Now let's look @ the Council incumbents scrounging for cash . . .

Dick Davis: $8,283.21



Councilman Davis is in for a challenge and he's the incumbent most likely to lose a bid for re-election. He's going to need every penny of his bankroll if he plans to stay competitive.

Scott Wagner: $20,071.63



The local political establishment likes Councilman Scott Wagner and he has been competent in his job. Expect an easy bid for reelection in this contest.

Jermaine Reed: $22,194.76



Advisers to councilman Reed made sure he was out EARLY in fundraising in order to scare off challengers. His bankroll is mostly intact and despite a lot of big talk challengers have yet to step up with campaign financing that would elicit a serious response.

Jim Glover: $606.12



We like Councilman Jim Glover because he's the LAZIEST CAMPAIGNER IN ALL OF KANSAS CITY WHO STILL WINS BIG . . . For some reason Kansas City likes voting for this guy. Remember that he won more votes than Mayor Sly in the last election and the denizens of our local Democracy just feel comfortable putting this guy back in office again and again and again. This time around Council Dude Glover will return to position possibly without even buying a yard sign.

Michael Brooks: $1,428.00



He hasn't given up yet despite the fact that most of Kansas City only knows him for sexting.

Scott Taylor: $115,168.33



Check out the HUGE BANKROLL FROM COUNCIL DUDE SCOTT!!!

He's the leader of the Council in terms of cash and that's all that really matters. Insiders want him as the next County Exec but early on . . . There are many locals who think he'd make a great Mayor.

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Now . . .

CHECK THE EARLY NEW SCHOOL COUNCIL CONTENDERS!!!

3rd District At-Large:

Crispin Rea $6,966.59



Just as we predicted, the 3rd District would be most interesting and the early lead along with a ton of endorsements makes Crispin the leader of all council hopefuls for a 1st time victory.

Karmello Coleman: $100.00



She's a surprising #2 early on in this race and we think her memorable and great name and zeal for personal interaction will push this candidate further than most people think.

Dee Evans: $77.75



She is Freedom's candidate by association but not formal declaration. They know this is going to be a tough race . . . This first round return is extremely disappointing.

4th District:

John Fierro: $4,877.38



Looks like John is taking this thing seriously. He's grinding against great challenges.



Meanwhile . . . Missouri Sen. Jolie Justus hasn't declared . . . She has $105,145.90 on hand and she has been anointed by Council Lady Jan Marcason.

5th District At-Large



Dennis Anthony: $66.71

Neighborhood candidate with a good record but not many connections.



Again, Theresa Garza Ruiz is moving in on this race from behind the scenes and right now she has $26,806.35 in her campaign purse.

And so . . .

The warmer weather means that Council Candidates are going to start hitting up their friends, relatives and anybody who will listen very soon . . . Be prepared as we realize that CASH AND NOT VOTES DECIDES Kansas City elections.

Developing . . .

36 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Do not vote for Pedro Whitaker!

Anonymous said...

Sly doesn't rule anything he just does as he's instructed by his owners. A bunch of local wealthy white guys in suits mainly interested in turning KC into their personal plantation.

P Bear said...

What a collection of douche bags top to bottom....this is a clown show at best. FUCK

Anonymous said...

Beth should run again.

P Bear said...

6:07 plantations are not a bad idea. Whole lot less black crime when we had plantations.

A tired Nigalope doesn't have the energy to commit a crime as they are lazy by nature.

Anonymous said...

Can somebody please call the FBI on the polar bear? He seems dangerous!

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the CK Plantation

Kind of has a ring to it

Anonymous said...

A couple of quick observations... Wagner has about as much cash as he needs this time around. Unfortunately, his brand of suck-dick-to-get-some-ctumbs-tossed-your-way will eventually bore those Northlanders that get tired of paying for the 4th district's perennial new toys. No political future for poor Scott.

Glover doesn't need a dime as long as he is able to continue to rid Hyde Park of Section 8 crap.

Taylor seems to have the same donor list as John Rizzo. Neither relies on financial support from the voting constituency but, rather from the trade unions and various businesses that suck off the city tit or need a bit of regulatory look-the-other-way in order to keep the wheels on the bus. I don't see him as a potential mayor as no one likes him. County executive, however, is do-able as no one really gives a damn about County Executive. Just ask Mike.

Anonymous said...

6:18 the only thing dangerous on this blog is idiots like you.

If you only had the smallest clue......

Anonymous said...

@ 6:18 perhaps a better call to the FBI would be to investigate the Toy Train contracts, graft, corruption and general illegal activities by over half the City Administration.

But you would rather investigate a fictional Polar Bear ? What a fucking idiot.

Westport Trucky said...

You think the Funks was bad just wait to how fucked up it gets if the Taylor clan makes it into the Mayors office. it will be all Jolly you can bet on that.

Anonymous said...

Funny as hell. 6:18 you want to call the FBI on the polar bear. Now thats some funny shit. You accuse the bear of being dangerous. Are you fucking kidding me. You cannot possibly be that stupid. What did the bear say that lead you to believe he was dangerous ?

Bringing back plantations ? I'm sure there is a federal statute that makes that statement a hate crime. Perhaps calling someone a Nigalope ? Nah, that won't work as it's protected under the 2nd. Calling one lazy is 2nd protected too.

Don't see anything "dangerous" here except your stupid ass.

Anonymous said...

Sly's campaign will be . .

Do As I Say - Not As I Do

I am Sly James and I endorse this message.

Anonymous said...

CK will be buried deep in the hole by the time Sly's first term ends that much is obvious.

Anonymous said...

+1 7:10 That certainly is his campaign and has been his stance on virtually everything he's done. He knows better but does the worse possible thing. He should not be re-elected under any circumstance.

Anonymous said...

You idiots can't organize.

Anonymous said...

The speed in which Sly is fast tracking KCMO into the red, it makes some sort of corruption, if only in the form of campaign contributions, mandatory.

Anonymous said...

Ah, 7:04? Can you do a quick review of your amendment numbers? I think you're off a touch.

Anonymous said...

You have to trust Sly's vision for the urban core, where well to do young whites (talent) use Washington Square Park, new clubs, and the sports stadiums as their playgrounds, all payments guaranteed well into the future by the taxpayers of course. Forget schools, public safety, and the rest of the crap like roads and sewers people gripe about.

Anonymous said...

How a city with a population of 464,000 can consistently come up with the caliber of folks like this to fill just 13 chairs is truly amazing.
Ship of fools.

Anonymous said...

Only in KC is it possible that a peckerhead like Fierro could get elected to anything. Clown show is right! Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

Jermaine Reed: $22,194.76
I want college transcripts and high school on this fool. KCPS product.

Anonymous said...

Okay 7:04 I will help. 1st. You happy, 7:33?

Anonymous said...

So it doesnt even take a million bucks to be mayor of Kansas City? We need someone from the outside to come in and fix this mess.

The "Kansas City way" has been going on for far too long.

Anonymous said...

So the outsiders and cranks speak again. None of the people you wish to bring down read what you have to say or care. Your opinions are confined to this very dark corner of the internet. You have zero influence and you never will. You are the weak, the voiceless, you are the TKC comment section regulars.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, if we're all so horrible and we don't mean anything then why do you show up here in the middle of the night to do us the favor reminding us?

Sounds like your comments apply more to yourself than anybody else!

Anonymous said...

I like potatoes!

Anonymous said...

With hot sauce!

Anonymous said...

P. Bear is so old he remembers Jim Crow. Calls it the good ole' days?

Anonymous said...

This place is nothing more than a honeypot that logs your IP address anyway.

Either that or TKC is just getting kickbacks to publish political hit pieces.

Anonymous said...

Fierro just has to be the ugliest, weirdest, dumbest, little man on the planet. What a freak!!

Inafunkaboutthefunk said...

Attention Bloggers Above... While you nincompoops are busy yanking each other and whistfully remembering the days where whites ruled Kansas City and the unlucky African Americans who made it to KC were slaves, the debt of our City has gone up by a billion or so dollars for which we get tripled water bills and the same old steel plated streets! Why dont you clowns rant about that?

Anonymous said...

Clowns on this shit hole blog only care to spew racist rants cause they know they cant say this shit to real Black people in person lest they get their asses kickes or the hired bbc that fucks their wives might stop and P Bear wouldnt have a cream pie to play in anymore. So yes these comment monkeys are obbsessed with being a Blackmans bitch and cant be bothered to care about the city or the the taxes.

Why Yo Mad Thou???? said...

8:34, shut up and go back to sucking Byron's weeny. Angry nigger cocksucker.

Anonymous said...

8:34 I didn't realize the library was open this early on Sunday....or did your worthless nigger ass steal someone I-pad out of their car ? My bet is the latter.

As for your obsession with the Polar Bear...sound like you have tasted one of his pies. But then there are quite a few faggot, nigger queer queenie bitches out there. Seems Mohammed Pedro was down at Bazookas quite a bit.

No, you niggers have a good racked going, sucking cock and talking shit. You got plenty of time to do that since none of your worthless black fucks work or have a family that you support. When I see a nigger like 8:34 I just chamber a 40 caliber round and pray he fucks with me.

Bryan Stalder said...

Question: Tony says that Jim Glover doesn't have to raise a dime and will have no problem being re-elected. If Theresa Garza-Ruiz is running, which seat is she running for? Is(n't) she in the 4th District?