Thursday, April 03, 2014

SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY MAYOR PRO TEM SEXY CINDY CIRCO WANTS TO TALK OFF THE RECORD ABOUT THE AIRPORT!!!



Right now it catches our attention that Council lady SESSY Cindy Circo wants to talk when nobody is listening.

Here's how it's going down . . .

Show-Me Blog: Airport Advisory Group Seeks To Avoid Public Scrutiny

Sure, this invitation seems straightforward but it's talking about some quiet time with a newly single and SESSY Council lady . . .

"Cindy Circo has extended an invitation to members of the council to meet with us between 9:30 and 11 either this Thursday or on April 3rd. Our assumption is that these will be informal and that only a few will schedule interviews. We have also assumed that they will be small. Cindy and Travis will help us manage the times and any potential conflicts with committee structures to avoid creating a public meeting."

Here's the way policy wonks explain it:

"In other words, city council members want to offer input, but they don’t want to do so publicly. This is not new or unique to Kansas City government — all levels of government seek to work around the open record or sunshine or freedom of information laws that apply to them. However, it is disheartening to learn that the group supposedly appointed to bring the public into the discussion about a $1.2 billion new terminal is complicit in keeping things from them."

On second thought . . .

TKC WILL GLADLY MEET WITH SEXY CINDY CIRCO BUT ONLY AFTER A CANDLE LIGHT DINNER IN A ROOM WITH SHAG CARPET, A WORKING FIREPLACE AND A BEAR SKIN RUG!!!

I'm don't mind selling out Kansas City to the tune of BILLIONS but first we'll have to explore every angle, slap, tickle, tease this topic while digging deep to come up with a solution that leaves everyone satisfied after a prolonged session of banging out this issue . . . At least say, 3 minutes. And then I'm gonna need a nap.

More in a bit . . . 

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

You need to probably change your shorts after that.

Anonymous said...

whore's bath. tops and tails.

Anonymous said...

Freaky, Tony... Hey Polar Bear, what say you?

Anonymous said...

Tony will be offering her a tube steak dinner, followed by in-depth analysis of the topic.

chuck said...

Don't forget the Courvoisier!

Anonymous said...

I'll provide her with a tube steak dinner and hey, it makes it's own gravy!

Anonymous said...

TKC neglected to mention bringing antibacterial wash to cleanse both Miss Circo's openings and any part of his body that comes in contact with the same. As a result of this, I will never share a beer or glass of water with TKC.

P Bear said...

The Mexican best be forgetting the Bear skin rug. There is not a snowballs chance in hell that Sexy Cindy would give the bean boi the time of day. Nothing here.

Anonymous said...

I think Tkc is already tap'n that Cindy Circo ass on a bear skin rug!

Anonymous said...

Hey, let's have a "Circo Jerk".