Sunday, April 06, 2014

SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY KAUFFMAN STADIUM FOUNTAIN WATER FOR SALE!!!



This morning we have word of yet another opportunity for Kansas City Royals fans to drink in all of the early season baseball hype.

Check it:

Kansas City Royals selling water from iconic Kauffman Stadium fountains

MLB states that each bottle comes directly from Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City and has been “officially licensed and authenticated by Major League baseball and comes with the MLB hologram guaranteeing its’ authenticity.”

On the bright side . . . Not so long ago we promised that we would drink the bathwater of the Kansas City Royals fountain lady and clearly the team has answered our request . . .



MLB.com: Kauffman Stadium Fountain Water

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17 Comments:

P Bear said...

I saw her at the Free Zoo Day. I think she pissed herself there too. That water would be definite yellow. Not good for watermelon irrigation.

Anonymous said...

Stop popping your pimples 702. And stay out of your sisters underwear drawer.

Jeebuz.

Anonymous said...

You stupid fucking Nazi

Anonymous said...

@913 his mom caught him with the Family Circle in the bathroom, so he had to post to TKC.

Soon, the cum guy.

Losers.

Channing Truthchurch, concerned reader said...

Ahhh, but you wouldn't miss sniffing these farts for a minute would you 10:17?

Just can't stay away, can ya?

Oh, the self loathing you feel must be immense!!

Anonymous said...

I'd drink fountain lady's pee!

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face. I'd even try to get it in her eye too.

Westport Trucky said...

Hell I have a whole bowls full of that blue colored water in my house in three different places. Anyone want to buy bottle of it?

Anonymous said...

What does the Fountain Girl think of unsolicited bulk email?

Anonymous said...

......in related news, the KC Royals to sell "pet rocks, mood rings, and Kauffman Stadium bottled air", all with "official" endorsements and seals from MLB.
Suckers...er, huh, investors please begin lining up now.

Anonymous said...

1024 is the Tony bitch! I have not heard from you for awhile.

hitting a little close to home?

HA!

Anonymous said...

This is almost funny. The bear has a stalker. Some moron has a obsession with our friend from the Artic.

Anonymous said...

9:13,9:59,10:17 stop talking to your self. Nobody here gives a fuck that your a smelly dog turd. Your shit smells. Stalker. I agree 9:07 the loser is a STALKER.

P Bear said...

Stalker beware or this will be you !

Anonymous said...

When I think of KC fountain water I think of Flash mobs, the plaza, homicides, and the corrupt local government supported by citizens who will actually buy into that stupid shit!
I guess they are counting on visitors from out of town to make a profit off of it.

Anonymous said...

Well, that's disgusting. Who in the world would pay for fountain water?

Anonymous said...

OH my, that's it bear?

Not even good smack here.

And stop [picking your zits.