Friday, April 25, 2014

SEARCH FOR MORE SUCKERS: KANSAS CITY ROYALS QUEST FOR 2 MILLION FANS!!!



The Kansas City Royals already look mediocre this year but there's reason to keep the hype machine going . . .

More likely than any pennant . . . This town's baseball team desperately wants to lure more fans to the K.

Check it:

Kansas City Royals: The Quest For 2 Million Fans

Here's a breakdown of the d-bags already out @ The Stadium . . .

"The last three years have seen rather consistent attendance numbers at 1.724, 1.740, and 1.751 million. You could call that growth, but of an extremely modest variety. The expectations this year were much higher going into the season, and it may be contributing to better attendance already."

Still . . . This goal is attainable IF local sports newsies continue hyping empty victories and overrated players while ignoring so much Kansas City baseball history that typically ends in bitter disappointment.

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I dislike the consistent tone of negativity that constantly comes from this blog.

That said, Rex Hudler is the absolute worst.

TKC Hates KC said...

Tony is the Rex Hudler of bloggers.

Anonymous said...

@916, very true. And we should have kept Bonifacio.

Anonymous said...

ask Sam mellinger, duh.