Road-Tripping Kansas Dwarf Looking For Illegal Teen Internets Hookup Stays Losing

NY York Daily News has more than a little laugh at the expense of this pint-size alleged Kansas perv: Tiny Kansas man hoped to marry teen girl after sex romp . . . "Christopher Lanning mapped out a lurid, sexual fantasy during online chats with an undercover cop posing as a 14-year-old, authorities said. The 90-pounder, who has dwarfism, allegedly peed in a bottle as he raced across the country for an illicit hookup."

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  1. Two thing immediately come to mind.

    Was he related to the Nazi supremacist ?

    Or was he a relative or close friend of one of Mohammed Pedro's defenders?

    To be that fucking stupid he would have to be kin to one of those two morons.

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  2. He represents the Lollipop Guild.

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  3. Tiny pervo.

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  4. He was looking for a little love

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  5. Just another little freak. A lot like John Fierro.

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  6. Apologies to Jim Croce4/21/14, 6:51 AM

    "Doin' Time In A Bottle"


    If I could save pee in a bottle
    The first thing that I'd like to do
    Is to save every day till eternity passes away
    Just to show it to you

    If I could make days last forever
    If words could make wishes come true
    I'd save every day like a treasure and then
    Again, I would show you my poo

    But there never seems to be enough time
    To do the things you want to do, once you're arrrested
    I've looked around enough to know
    That you're the one I want to go through time with

    If I had a box just for wishes
    And dreams that had never come true
    The box would be empty, except for the memory of how
    I was arrested over you

    But there never seems to be enough time
    To do the things you want to do, once you're incarcerated
    I've looked around enough to know
    That you're the one I want to go through time with

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  7. Jim's back.

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  8. Nobody could be making this shit up.

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  9. It's a small world after all........

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  10. This story is not sexy, kind of funny. Dwarfs need love too!

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