NY York Daily News has more than a little laugh at the expense of this pint-size alleged Kansas perv: Tiny Kansas man hoped to marry teen girl after sex romp . . . "Christopher Lanning mapped out a lurid, sexual fantasy during online chats with an undercover cop posing as a 14-year-old, authorities said. The 90-pounder, who has dwarfism, allegedly peed in a bottle as he raced across the country for an illicit hookup."