Monday, April 21, 2014

Road-Tripping Kansas Dwarf Looking For Illegal Teen Internets Hookup Stays Losing

NY York Daily News has more than a little laugh at the expense of this pint-size alleged Kansas perv: Tiny Kansas man hoped to marry teen girl after sex romp . . . "Christopher Lanning mapped out a lurid, sexual fantasy during online chats with an undercover cop posing as a 14-year-old, authorities said. The 90-pounder, who has dwarfism, allegedly peed in a bottle as he raced across the country for an illicit hookup."

10 Comments:

P Bear said...

Two thing immediately come to mind.

Was he related to the Nazi supremacist ?

Or was he a relative or close friend of one of Mohammed Pedro's defenders?

To be that fucking stupid he would have to be kin to one of those two morons.

Anonymous said...

He represents the Lollipop Guild.

Anonymous said...

Tiny pervo.

Anonymous said...

He was looking for a little love

Anonymous said...

Just another little freak. A lot like John Fierro.

Apologies to Jim Croce said...

"Doin' Time In A Bottle"


If I could save pee in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day till eternity passes away
Just to show it to you

If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure and then
Again, I would show you my poo

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do, once you're arrrested
I've looked around enough to know
That you're the one I want to go through time with

If I had a box just for wishes
And dreams that had never come true
The box would be empty, except for the memory of how
I was arrested over you

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do, once you're incarcerated
I've looked around enough to know
That you're the one I want to go through time with

Anonymous said...

Jim's back.

Anonymous said...

Nobody could be making this shit up.

Anonymous said...

It's a small world after all........

Anonymous said...

This story is not sexy, kind of funny. Dwarfs need love too!