Thursday, April 10, 2014

NEWSIES ACROSS KANSAS CITY MEDIA SCENE CRINGE WHEN MONKEYS ENJOY THEIR OWN ZOO FREE DAY!!!



I was talking politics and some monkeys briefly escaped from the their habitat @ The Kansas City Zoo . . .



KCTV5: Zoo officials say all chimps are back in their exhibit

Aftermath: Inspection reports from the United States Department of Agriculture show the Kansas City Zoo has received citations for problems with its primate enclosures.

Key to their return: It’s unclear how many chimps were on the loose, but a zoo patron said seven. The last chimp was reportedly enticed back into its enclosure with chocolate.

Your joke really isn't all that funny . . .

However . . .

COME BACK @ AROUND 10 FOR SOME EXTRA SPECIAL KANSAS CITY PIX!!!

Hope to see you then . . .

27 Comments:

Anonymous said...

You racist bastards.

Be nice.

Anonymous said...

Shut up Tony.

Anonymous said...

When you heard there were animals on the loose at the KC Zoo, what was the first thing that popped into your head? Be honest!

Yep, me too!

Anonymous said...

Aw damn.

Anonymous said...

What a d-bag Tony, the bear reported this before anyone.

Anonymous said...

I think the monkeys had the scoop.

Two scoops actually. Of poop!

Another Midtown Mom said...

You guys are HORRIBLE!

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Gotta love the USDA! They can't keep the monkey shit out of your food, but can sure tell KC how to treat a monkey....and then complain how the food inspection budget is tight. fuggin hell already.

Anonymous said...

And did less damage than free day at the zoo a few weeks ago!

Gobi said...

Shit, hate to say it but that is a fact.

Heston said...

YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR FREE DAY YOU DAMN FILTHY APE!

R. B. Atcha said...

Hey, fuck you people. Sly James and his advisers go out for a jog and everybody freaks. Fucking racists.

Anonymous said...

Have any of you slobs and low-life's been to that chimp exhibit? Those little fuckers aren't too far away from humans on the evolutionary tree and they've got fairly large and developed brains for apes.

When you go to that enclosure, you're not watching them. They are watching you.

Anonymous said...

Yeah 8:31 they definitely smarter than you.

Anonymous said...

I heard about this on the Bear News Channel as it unfolded. Bear said their original plan was to hijack a bus to the Plaza but four of the five were afraid of the sniper.

Anonymous said...

Lol. World class!

Anonymous said...

Hey tony,ain't you getting a little sick of these fuckin no good niggers killing Mexicans, adults and children?

Anonymous said...

Even the monkeys are trying their hardest to escape Kansas City

Anonymous said...

Cleaver 937. Bear at Klan hook up.

Anonymous said...

Nobody under 40 will get this, but supposedly the KCPD contacted Lancelot Link to solve the issue.

Anonymous said...

off-topic --but..


the Star has a good report on this DGB mess in Columbia.

http://www.kansascity.com/2014/04/10/4950259/missouri-receiver-dorial-green.html

Jayhawk, ‘Cat, Tiger.. no matter

jerks like this guy just bring down the game.. no “normal” fans can cheer for players like this..

he should be cut, sit this year — then go play for the Raiders

Anonymous said...

These monkeys didn't have guns.

Anonymous said...

FYI
I was actually at the zoo this afternoon with my kids.
When the chimps made their escape and it was discovered by the staff, our group was among the small crowd ushered toward the theater building for safety.
Before we got inside the door though we decided to make a run for the parking lot rather than be confined for who knows how long, plus I mistakenly thought the escaped chimps were the little ones.
Anyways, on our way out, one of the big chimps up on the wall threw a note down to me. This is what it said:

Sylvester James is a disco drag queen, and you are being played.

Anonymous said...

P Bear pissed his pants and just don't give a damn anymore!

Anonymous said...

Tindall???

Zoo Keeper said...

The chimps were better behaved than the usual niggers that run loose at the zoo!

Anonymous said...

Bear News Channel reported that the chimp on the wall was Alonzo Washington fighting zoo crime.