Sunday, April 20, 2014

MUST SEE!! KANSAS CITY CRIME FIGHTER ALONZO WASHINGTON EASTER MISSION AGAINST SPIKING LOCAL VIOLENCE!!!



On this Easter Kansas City Crime Fighter Alonzo Washington is keeping up this work to combat local violence.

Here's some of the highlights of his latest work . . .

- Mr. Washington Notes The Futility of Yet Another Homicide Vigil: "Of course, there is a pointless vigil planned 4 the latest homicide in KCMO. I'm tired of the played vigils. It's time 2 talk!"

- Encouraging Word Of A New Program To Teach Urban Youth To Handle Guns Responsibly

- Gas Station Advice: "Gas stations in KC are bad 4 your health. A man was shot in Raytown, MO after a argument @ a Quick Trip gas pump! Don't talk @ gas pumps!"

Kansas City violence never takes a day off and thanks to Mr. Washington to providing alternatives and info as we begin the Spring/Summer season of violence and murder.

Developing . . .

19 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Message needs to resonate more on the east side. that is where it starts

Anonymous said...

Oh so I see this nigger gets on here saying shit but don' have the balls to hit the street where it is all happening to preach his bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Pumping gas isn't bad for you, interacting with black people is. And interacting can be mind your own business jogging down the street like Harry Stone or driving your car anywhere there are black people. They must be avoided any time you can. Only problem is many times you don't know that you are "interacting" with them. Those 80 year olds who got sucker punched from behind sure didn't know they were "interacting" with our urban youth.

chuck said...

5:51

Succint, to the point and dead on the money.

Anonymous said...

TKC is a jokester!!!!
Everytime this blog posts this ridiculous stuff it just gives readers a laugh!

1) the futility of vigils....pointless? well somebody must be getting some benefit out of it or it wouldn't be happening.....right? Mr. Washington is merely criticizing others, which is what he does best.

2) teach urban youth to handle guns responsibly? Here Mr. Washington proudly tells everyone that he's in the habit of taking "at risk" urban youth to gun ranges to practice sport shooting! Isn't this like taking obese people to an eat-all-you-want buffet in order to teach them proper diet and nutrition?

And please note the euphemism of "at risk urban youth"....when he's really talking about poor black kids. Perhaps I'll start referring to Mr. Washington as a "middle-aged imaginary crime fighter."

3) "Gas stations in KC are bad 4 your health." This is, of course, nonsense! Using such defective reasoning, one could also claim that grocery stores lead to obesity, hospitals kill people, and the presence of police officers promote crime!

TKC uses the "middle-aged imaginary crime fighter" for entertainment purposes, and to demonstrate that Latinos aren't so bad in comparison.

Anonymous said...

Let's celebrate Easter, by showing everyone how much we hate black people.

P Bear said...

Where the hell have you been Caped Crime Fighter ?

That Nazi is locked up and the Black Panthers are cruising SW Missouri looking for his followers.

It's safe for you to come out and continue your one man crusade against crime in the hood.

I would suggest perhaps a cover for that sprayed on hair tonight if your going out. Rain in the forecast.

BTW. That Harold Penner suit looks fantastic on you. Pootie Tang said you were dressed like a San Francisco pimp when he seen you over at the Aldi on Troost.

Editor said...

Today's Clown News: TKC published another piece on the Urban Caped Crusader. No wonder this blog gets racist rants. Alonzo the clown is just too good to pass up.

Trojan Man said...

Now I know where all that cheap walmart lube thats in TKC's basement goes. The next question is where does Alonzo's head go after its liberally applied?

Anonymous said...

JAUN

The Reverberating Stench Of Truth said...


More wisdom and positive effect is let loose on Kansas City when a Zarda's bucket-of-BBQ-beans-induced-fart issues forth from a morbidly obese woman-of-Walmarts' unwashed nether region than anything Alonzo has ever said or done.

Anonymous said...

Garbonzo stays losing. We hope that he will read GRIFTING FOR IDIOTS soon.

Anonymous said...

I knew Tony could not resist to post this loser again.

Anonymous said...

Tony must tie off and mainline this idiot.

This poser makes me and others on here wanna puke. And you know it Tony.

Anonymous said...

Alonzo I think you're starting to believe your own bullshit...for fucks sake!

Anonymous said...

The intent of a vigil isn't to stop crime, it's to draw attention to the fact that it's happening and provide comfort for the loved ones of the victims. To suggest otherwise is insensitive.

Oh, and could someone tell the Crime Fighter that his race baiting only makes everything worse?

His little racist rants do nothing but perpetuate hate.

Anonymous said...

The intent of a vigil isn't to stop crime, it's to draw attention to the fact that it's happening and provide comfort for the loved ones of the victims. To suggest otherwise is insensitive.

Oh, and could someone tell the Crime Fighter that his race baiting only makes everything worse?

His little racist rants do nothing but perpetuate hate.

Anonymous said...

You've heard of "Black Sabbath", this is "Black Sucketh"..

More stupid nigger.

Anonymous said...

"The last 5 years I've been taking at risk youth 2 gun ranges 4 legal shooting sports"

The world will be a better place when "at risk youth" have more highly developed shooting skills. Yes indeed.